Joe Beda

Don't do evil. - Henner Zeller

You won't know for 20 years. - Hayes Haugen

Kids aren't very good at accounting when they're all wacked out on high fructose corn syrup. My mom used to steal small amounts of candy from my stash as I ate it, so I thought I was consuming the whole lot, and didn't even notice the missing pieces. Also, I still love my mom. - Bill Strathearn

Children need to bring their A game to accounting. - Hayes Haugen

I can't help but think it is made of pureed ups delivery guys. Thanks for clearing it up! - Joe Beda from iPhone

Essence of Umami - LogEx

POO - Rochelle

It's the same as steak sauce I think, usually put inside bacon butties here in the UK :) - Charlotte M

I don't think I want to know... - Jeff P. Henderson

Having lived in both the US and UK, "Brown Sauce" or "HP Sauce" in the UK tastes nearly identical to "A-1 Steak Sauce" in the US. - Glen Campbell

I do love me some A1 steak sauce on hamburgers... But "brown sauce" just sounds unappetizing. - Otto

I think I saw an episode of 'Dirty Jobs' that involved brown sauce. ;-) - Herb Hernandez

For that matter, what is salad cream? - Curtiss Grymala

I know of the fact that salad cream exists, but I've never tried it or actually seen it in a store in the USA. I'd probably prefer mayo anyway. Wikipedia tells me that it is "boiled egg yolks, mustard, vinegar, and cream". - Otto

Brown sauce is the only possible condiment for bacon. Get real US people!! - David Semeria

It's made out of feces. - Dave Winer

I've heard about this Brown Sauce for years. Now it's time to try some - I've just ordered some from Amazon: http://bit.ly/2laHhs They even have Salad Cream and I guess I'll have to try that too. - Drew

I did not think FreindFeeders would be so closed minded. Brown sauce is the blue collar term for a version of what Canadians call Steak Sauce. Usually it's a blend of molasses, vinegar, dates, sugar and spices. In the UK "HP" is the favoured brand. Personally I find it unpleasant as it's dominated by a vinegar-y taste. It's competitor , Daddies, is far smoother. - Liam Hemmings

Oh yeah and salad cream....well as long as I can remember that's been a market dominated by Heinz...a US company. I love it. Poor man's mayo, sweet, sour and creamy. - Liam Hemmings

Brown Sauce is great for eggs too. I love a fried egg sandwich smothered in brown sauce. - Matthew Neale

Brown Sauce is a British Institution - can't be faulted - sofiagk

Salad cream is a dairy-free emulsion invented as a cheap alternative to mayonnaise. Both salad cream and Brown sauce are vile-tasting concoctions and there is no reason for them to exist in this modern, enlightened age. ;-) - Slippy "Threadsbane" Lane

Ok. So salad cream sounds almost like Miracle Whip. Over here in the U.S., they usually either refer to it as Miracle Whip, or sometimes just "salad dressing" (not sure what, as that certainly gets confusing). - Curtiss Grymala

Ahh... Okay then, Mayo is far superior to Miracle Whip (or generic "salad dressing"), so if that's what it is, then I'm not interested in it. Mayonnaise forever! As for "brown sauce", I'm guessing that it tastes similar to the knockoff brands of A1 Steak Sauce, which are all crap. A1 Steak Sauce is the only steak sauce worth a damn. A1 forever! :) - Otto

WTF. How did you know that? - Joe Beda from iPhone

Gary always gets these. - Bruce Lewis

LOL! Gary's really good at this game. - April Buchheit

Hey I was going to say Bath. I'm serious. It's that courtyard that's in every Jane Austen movie. - anna sauce

I didn't comment b/c I thought it was an inside joke </shame> - anna sauce

the give away is the gentle arch to the line of the block- classical influenced late 1700s architecture- in costuming it's "empire," not sure what it is in architecture. Regency? - anna sauce