RT @kellyoxford: People without profile photos, put your photo up 'cause there's no way you're as fat as we're all imagining. - http://twitter.com/jbmason...
RT @FakeScience: Most adults don't get enough iron in their diets. For this reason, it's recommended you always use a rusty razor when shaving. - http://twitter.com/jbmason...
Wish I lived in North Carolina right now, where anyone can run to the grocery store and enjoy a Cheerwine Krispy Kreme donut. Dang. - http://twitter.com/jbmason...
Now, on the last day of June, I can say for certain that this has been the best Google AdSense month I have ever had. Money for nothing! - http://twitter.com/jbmason...
The good news is that I have my own office and a predictable paycheck now. The bad news is I am required to wear dress shirts / dress shoes. - http://twitter.com/jbmason...
If I never again hear the phrase "make no mistake," I will be a very happy man. But people use it all the time now, so I remain peeved. - http://twitter.com/jbmason...
Even though my Dad is not on Twitter, I feel like wishing him a happy Father's Day here anyway. That's the kind of unpredictable guy I am. - http://twitter.com/jbmason...