John

“@davemitz That it will Bruce...should I change your blog name?”

“@TheDebster Stop screaming at Sean!”

“Hello Tweeters...it's been a while. VOTE TODAY!!!”

“@TheDebster @kcornelius I agree...you feel better when you tell!”

“If I hold my breath and pass out, is it considered sleeping at work?”

“@minter That's military and govenrment traffic for you!”

“@TheDebster Thanks for the envelope!”

“I'm still alive...not much more to say right now.”

“Hello Blacksburg! Love this weather!”

“@davemitz And now you're blogging???”

“@davemitz Sure sounds like blog fodder...”

“Brother-in-law came in town with his Wii...I quickly became a professional golfer and bowler...stand aside Bo Jackson!”

“Sick child...what a way to start the week.”

“@davemitz Actually it was 4 hours ago...and my grandfather works for US mail so I get a discount...”

“@davemitz @mvanwink...well guys, do you know why I'm calling you out?”

“Thank you Dolly for the rain!”

“Just watched The Ruins...book was obviously better but the movie wasn't bad. Switched around the charaters though...odd.”

“Time for bed...still scruffy!”

“@RackerHacker Howdy back atcha!”

“@davemitz That they do...that, they do.http://www.bustedtees.com/dram...”

“I'm debating...go to the store and get shaving cream, or let my scruff grow another day...I know which one my wife wants.”

“Peeling dead skin off a sunburn...why is it so addictive?”

“@TheDebster Please don't tell me those are you and your husband's pet names...”

“@TheDebster I didn't sign up on Twitter to get this disturbed...”

“Ah the beauty of children...it doesn't matter what time I go to bed, they get up at the same time!”

“@mvanwink And it's very hard to get off 'my list'”

“@mbarker Bucking for the All-Star team, are ya?”

“@mbarker How'd it go?”

“@davemitz I think they mean #1 cable show of all time on TNT in the 3 a.m. rerun time slot for Wednesday's in July”

“Why doesn't Wendy's serve breakfast? I could really go for a breakfast frosty!”

“Just came up for air...actually just took my eyes off the computer screen before they melt ala Raiders of the Lost Ark”

“So very...very tired...”

“So apparently I have the most energy efficent house ever...zero KW/hour used last month! Thanks CPS!”