“Twittering: Back home. Lex asleep. Not a creature was stirring ... 227 days, 3 hours, and 3 minutes early.”

“Twittering: In Oradell NJ visiting brother-in-law. This place is wall to wall family. Found a patch of chair, eating dinner and making conversation.”

“Twittering: Celebrating Mother's Day with a visit to my brother-in-law's. Translation: Nancy and I aren't cooking! Lex currently on Mario Kart Wii WiFi.”

“Twittering: Chasing down a DOM-instigated HTTP request/response that won't close in Safari. Web Inspector shows no keep-alive/cache. Firefox is fine.”

“Twittering: @jeresig Sigh. Some people ... :\”

“Twittering: "OH: We are at a tipping point." (Translation: "OH: Yeah, I read the Malcolm Gladwell book.")”

“Twittering: Back from taking Lex to "Speed Racer" ... starring Al Gore as Mr. Royalton.”

“Twittering: Lunching and hacking ... roughly interleaved at this point.”

“Twittering: @hodgman Found the distributor: http://tinyurl.com/5kk65g (Secaucus?!)”

“Twittering: @hodgman I don't know who makes HAPPY BOY, but the kid might be related to MilkBoy: http://milkboyrecording.com/”

“Twittering: Myanmar authorities seize aid for cyclone victims?! "Dude, this is pretty f'ed up right here." :( http://snurl.com/281ic”