Jason Francis

Holy crap, the fine folks at Dell just provided about the worst shitstorm of bad customer service I've ever witnessed.

Matt Drudge praying Tiger Woods did something to fit into his race-baiting narrative.

If John McCain changed his name to John McRib and given out a free one upon election, we would have a President McRib right now. #mcrib

At 1:30, I return to consciousness with a start, my forehead dotted with sweat. I turn on the light and go to the mirror, observing my pupils grossly dilated. One word--and one word only--rests perilously on my lips: McRIB.

Wow, the McRib I just ate was delicious. Even better than I remembered.

Palin cheaply accuses Obama of ignoring the troops without any evidence or examples to back it up. She makes Glenn Beck look like Ghandi.

If the Colts don't get the first, Caldwell should go for it.

Ducks need a TD to win. Time for some Irish Car Bombs! http://yfrog.com/359w2j

Our New Home - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Unlike Collinsworth, I HAVE seen two balls come out of Peyton Manning's hand like that.

Shocker: intolerant sanctimonious moron Carrie Prejean is a fire-breathing full-blown mega bitch, and a tramp to boot. http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/politic...

The fear and cowardice of America's Right is unmatched anywhere in the world: http://www.salon.com/news... (via @glenngreenwald)

It's always tough talking yokels that piss their pants about terrorist trials while New Yorkers--who actually got hit--couldn't care less.

The Republican party really is teeming with bed-wetting pussies that would make the founding fathers barf. They are afraid of everything.

All moved in to our new BIG condo. Livin' large in the City of Angels. Somehow I always thought I'd end up here.

The NFL sucks for fining Chad Ochocinco. Truly the "No Fun League."

Lou Dobbs off to be a filthy racist dinosaur elsewhere. Fox usually has a place for such types.

Jason knows I'm getting old because I had a really good time at Sears today.

Drudge referring to healthcare vote as "Sneaky Pelosi." Yeah, so sneaky every damned member of Congress was present and voted on the bill.

Nancy Pelosi: gettin' shit done, making Harry Reid look like a pussy.

Listening to Led Zeppelin and remembering every damned lyric, note and chord. Nostalgic about when I used to listen to it non-stop...

Greg Oden is feasting on Tim Duncan! Okay, not feasting, but asserting himself from time to time... Alright, he's not embarrassing himself.

Fraternity Steals 10,000 Newspapers to Hide Date Rape Story - http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyf...

Jason friday night: basketball on telly; muted. radiohead. vodka; crystal light; carnitas. mongrel cat. we are accidents (waiting to happen).

What have we learned today: Palin/Teabag faction loses in district that has been GOP forever, moderate Republican wins in NJ. Do the math.

It's Always Shitty In Philadelphia's Bullpen

Holy shit Ryan Howard didn't even come close to touching the plate. Oh well, the run was well earned.

God, NASCAR sucks.

Nice close up of A-Rod delivering a world class snot rocket.

I haven't dressed up for Halloween since 1989 and I'm actually proud of that fact. Unless you count that year I was sort of Dr. Kervorkian.