JD Bluntwit

“So my latest blog should you be in the market for a laugh - have you ever been taken in by a pretty face????? http://tinyurl.com/8pqjmc”

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“@redneckmommy I suggest big brown for puppies ... higher probability of getting lost on the way ....”

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“@mguice funny you should mention 鐵觀音 as my uncle-in-law grows some that sells per gram at the price of gold (and it's totally legal)”

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“@kinneko: NHK的? 英字が弱い”

Monday at 9:14 am - Link

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“@DocNicole NOT ME!!!! but then i didn't actually make any .....”

Sunday at 4:54 pm - Link

“@gapingvoid and me with my measly 288 ...”

Sunday at 4:33 pm - Link

“@brookmis agree we live in the age of deflection ... it's better than middle ages though (age of infection)”

Sunday at 4:29 pm - Link

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“@ThriftRomantic kinda like batman and robin ...”

Sunday at 11:49 am - Link

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“if you haven't seen 'where the hell is matt' video pop over to my site - it fills you up on humanity http://bluntwit.com/”

Saturday at 11:43 am - Link

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“@Pentad thx, there is something very uplifting about it”

Saturday at 11:50 am - Link

“@Ladybird41 tweet sad nothings or your life's story or the meaning of life or the theory of relativity - just to name a few”

Saturday at 11:41 am - Link

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“@chatblanc lol and equal opportunity abuser”

Saturday at 8:18 am - Link

“@kinneko NHD的はなんと言う”

Saturday at 8:15 am - Link

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Where the hell is Matt?

Saturday at 7:25 am - bluntwit.com - Link

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Dive bombed and shit upon

Saturday at 5:58 am - bluntwit.com - Link

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“@blogomama the luncheon meat or the nasty junk mail?”

January 2 at 9:34 pm - Link

“if i can get his language thang licked i can conquer the world mwahhahahahaha”

January 2 at 9:15 pm - Link

“anyone know how to convert a mysql database from default latin1 to utf8 i'm in waaaaayyyyyy over my head”

January 2 at 9:14 pm - Link

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“on the line waiting for tech support from my hosting service - twiddling thumbs ....”

January 2 at 6:07 pm - Link

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“@sugarjones i haven't for restaurant reviews but did get a cyber promotion to a comedy club for me and kiddos ($60 value) which was awesome”

January 2 at 1:06 pm - Link

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“blowin this joint, tweeps, cya on the flip side”

January 2 at 10:21 am - Link

“CNN.com RT @cnn Teen trained as suicide bomber feels tricked http://tinyurl.com/78uxpa Ya think??!!”

January 2 at 9:52 am - Link

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“this has to be one of the most sophisticated spoofs i've seen http://bluntwit.com/apple-i-ra...”

January 1 at 5:30 pm - Link

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“@amoxcalli sheeeet (that's southern btw)”

January 1 at 5:29 pm - Link

“@kristiewells mine for 2009 is 'to do things worse' leaving me more than ample room for improvement ;-)”

January 1 at 4:33 pm - Link

“@jenny_blake tell me bout it. i hit 5 quality bloggers every time i toss a stone out my window.”

January 1 at 4:23 pm - Link

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“sex lives of sloths and slick willy - http://tinyurl.com/5wjt8z”

January 1 at 4:59 pm - Link

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“go and catch a falling (rock) star - spoof of john donne - all due respect http://tinyurl.com/6omj9n (thx to everyone on no man is island)”

January 1 at 3:20 pm - Link

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“middle age man and the pond - my earnest hemingway spoof of old man and the sea (hey it really happened) http://tinyurl.com/5gneqj”

January 1 at 3:05 pm - Link

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“Spoofing John Keats “Ode to a Grecian Urn" with "Ode to a Grecian Toilet” http://tinyurl.com/9ll62l”

January 1 at 3:24 pm - Link

“@kateschmidt don't sprinkle any salt on them and you'll feel better ...”

January 1 at 3:12 pm - Link

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“@jmckible along same lines if you haven't seen the simpson mapple skewer it is hilarious http://bluntwit.com/mapple/”

January 1 at 1:34 pm - Link

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“RT @nannygoats New Post: It's Snot 2008 Anymore http://is.gd/en9k (in case you are worried about last year's viagra)”

January 1 at 1:19 pm - Link

“@austingirl so has fat bastard resolved to get in better doggy shape in 2009??”

January 1 at 1:15 pm - Link

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“@maniar i'm feeling very sleepy and have the urge to follow any instructions you give me to the letter ....”

January 1 at 9:16 am - Link

“@ThriftRomantic it's our secret sister/brotherhood - our goal - http://tinyurl.com/6pprvu”

January 1 at 8:36 am - Link

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“morning tweople. Welcome to 2009!”

January 1 at 7:22 am - Link

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“@markstoneman good (that's google + god)”

December 31 at 3:56 pm - Link

“If you tweet in the forest and no one is there to hear it ... did you tweet? http://tinyurl.com/5qrwfm”

December 31 at 3:43 pm - Link

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“ok my version of a new years post - comparing my relationship with alcohol to that with a lover http://tinyurl.com/8edm9u”

December 31 at 2:17 pm - Link

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“@Techfrog I just had an epiphanic moment ... whoops .... lost it”

December 31 at 2:15 pm - Link

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Russell Peters - Chinese humor

December 31 at 11:44 am - bluntwit.com - Link

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“at john's house drinking a beck's dark contemplating the universe”

December 30 at 6:02 pm - Link

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“sneezing as if to wake the gods”

December 30 at 2:49 pm - Link

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