Justin Simon

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“Fuck conroy http://snipurl.com/7w44g”

December 12 at 5:46 pm - Link

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“@alanzeino I'll find out when I manage to get the wireless working”

October 27 at 11:43 pm - Link

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“Now all I need is for this wireless card to arrive. http://snipurl.com/4l64n”

October 21 at 8:52 pm - Link

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“@JordiePordie there's no such thing as a g5 processor for notebooks. They never got around to making one before the intel switch”

October 20 at 6:40 am - Link

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“@alanzeino you are a fag.”

October 4 at 7:05 am - Link

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“This is delicious cake http://snipurl.com/3tylp”

September 25 at 4:36 am - Link

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“@dannolan it's $55, you putz”

September 12 at 6:22 pm - Link

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“Is wet, cold and waiting for a bus which should have arrived 20 minutes ago”

September 5 at 4:14 am - Link

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“@dannolan freedom for breakfast http://snipurl.com/3mdro”

September 2 at 4:32 pm - Link

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“@brettjohn depends whether it was a manufacturing defect or just clumsiness that caused it. This is why I opted for insurance”

August 31 at 7:17 pm - Link

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“@dannolan sucks to be on the north shore right about now”

August 31 at 5:23 pm - Link

“@dannolan glad I wasn't coming in over the bridge this morning”

August 31 at 4:36 pm - Link

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“@alanzeino magnet and magnifying glass, my friend”

August 25 at 2:08 am - Link

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“@alanzeino magnet and magnifying glass, my friend.”

August 24 at 10:19 pm - Link

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“@alanzeino debugging in general is tedious as shit”

August 24 at 5:36 pm - Link

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“@dannolan can I set it to filter out messages containing the words 'grub' and 'advocate' too?”

August 21 at 6:08 pm - Link

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“@itsthe_etalking you can eat my toast any day of the week, matt Clegg”

August 5 at 3:03 pm - Link

“@danmikos I do live near the 438's route, but don't own a dymo label writer...”

August 5 at 3:02 pm - Link

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“Write poetry on property, guyz http://snipurl.com/3avh4”

August 4 at 7:27 pm - Link

“@dannolan hahaha I can pinpoint your address using lat/lon from twinkle”

August 4 at 7:25 pm - Link

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“@dannolan yeah well maybe if you'd gotten your shit together earlier we all wouldve had delicious ramen”

August 3 at 11:22 pm - Link

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“@sdtheman a tonne of calls and what should me enough data if you're not yputubing all the time”

July 28 at 8:46 pm - Link

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“Gloria jeans is part of the evil hollsong conspiracy though”

July 26 at 8:39 pm - Link

“@dannolan it's been a fairly epic holidays though”

July 26 at 8:27 pm - Link

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“How do I log into my msn account from within palringo?”

July 26 at 4:25 am - Link

“@dannolan so is the bible belt”

July 26 at 4:01 am - Link

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“@thedevilwithin took my tax dollars for their sky fairy, cost me a cumulative extra 6 hours travel and put my iPhone purchase back 2 days”

July 24 at 1:05 am - Link

“@itsthe_etalking oi matt come bar broadway”

July 24 at 12:59 am - Link

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“When are these pricks just gonna leave my city http://snipurl.com/343vp”

July 24 at 12:46 am - Link

2 related entries from Justin Simon

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“@itsthe_etalking Apple store won't have anything that's not on a plan”

July 23 at 7:29 pm - Link

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“@alephsmith buy more downloads then next month, jagtard”

July 23 at 1:40 am - Link

“@dannolan I wonder what one has to do to get banned from twinkle.”

July 23 at 1:38 am - Link

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“New facebook looks like it was designed by a downer with parkinsons.”

July 22 at 10:57 pm - Link

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“@itsthe_etalking you'd be right. Glad I didn't go the n95”

July 22 at 9:44 pm - Link

“@dannolan White iPhones are opressing the black majority through their superior productivity and farming techniques”

July 22 at 9:23 pm - Link

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“Once iPhone becomes more widespread twinkle will become possibly the best flashmob organisation tool known to man”

July 22 at 6:55 pm - Link

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“Including the words "they're about all sorts of things" in every PR call I make today”

July 22 at 4:59 pm - Link

“@jasondeacon click the message and then click the reply arrow in the top right corner”

July 22 at 4:51 pm - Link

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“My iPhone now has a strobe light to protect me from epileptic vampires”

July 22 at 3:21 am - Link

“My iPhone now has a strobe light to protect me from epileptic vampires.”

July 22 at 3:19 am - Link

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