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“Bagged milk: Welcome to Canada.”
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December 18 at 12:33 am - Link
bwa ha ha ha ha ha . . . next thing you know you'll be telling me cows make decisions in your country too :P - Lindsey in Love
How about some juiced salad in plastic bags? - Ryo
Ouch! - Bill Sanders
i'm confused - Caroline
what does bagged milk have to do with canada... - Caroline
Israel has bagged milk as well. Chocolate whole milk in a little bag... yum. - Lis Miller
They sell it in Wisconsin and a few places in MN as well. - J Wynia
I could go for some chocolate milk right about now. - Mark Wilson
I never understood that. Why doesn't Canada use containers like other countries? - Rochelle
Caroline, bagged milk has to do with Canada because bagged milk is sold in Canada. - Rochelle
Opportunity for a mini-rant. Milk Tastes best in GLASS! (wish that was easier to come by) - Brian Norwood
Actually, milk tastes best from the bulk tank. :) - J Wynia
Having never seen bagged milk, I'm just confused as to how this works. What are the chances of the bag leaking? - Anthony K. Valley ©
I think they double bag it. - Rochelle
ha ha ha +++++Rochelle - Lindsey in Love
:D - Rochelle
If you say so... :-) - Anthony K. Valley ©
chew corner to open - Andrew Smith
*scratches head* - Derrick
Seems rather messy - Yolanda
haha... i always thought jugs of milk were odd. i grew up with bags. i think it helps with freshness, you only have to open a bit at a time. - todd
From a home where my family can accidentally put a hole in a jug, milk in bags sounds like disaster to me. Can the bag withstand being dropped when taken out of the refrigerator? - Anthony K. Valley ©
Lis, yeah, shoko in a bag, I miss that stuff. - Michael R. Bernstein
We have bagged milk here in LA. - Anika Malone
Anthony, the bags are actually pretty tough. You plop one in a specifically designed pitcher with handle, cut the corner with scissors or "milk bag cutter" or alternatively chew a hole in it, then pour like you would a carton. - Andrew Smith
I always feel milk from anything else than a paper carton is odd, but that´s for another post (and another continent) - Thomas Bøhm
That's my milk, Dairyland baby!!! - Jeremy Campbell via twhirl
I miss bagged Milk. - Jeff Sandquist
@Jeff, is that some reference to a former girlfriend with some weird implants? - Steve Craft
I've never seen that on a store shelf, but even here in the US, it's the way foodservice industries get their milk. I guess there's less waste. - Andrew Villeneuve
A lot of people don't know you can by tomato paste in a tube http://www.theperfectpantry.co... (the norm in Italy for instance) Why not tooth paste in a can? It's all about expectations! (though some product container form factors do have marked advantages depending on what utility is measured). - Micah Wittman
@Micah - That's interesting, although at least in the UK, I see tubes of tomato paste all the time. Other than toothpowder in plastic tubs, I've never seen a teeth cleaning product in a can. - Tyson Key
@Michael, shoko was one of the best things Israel had;) - Lis Miller
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“Cutest Kitty Ever”
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November 18 at 7:53 am - Link
I love animals dressed up as other animals. - Jenny Cisney
popped back to have another boo at this...so cute! - Capn' One-Eye ☠
That's not a kitty, it's a wabbit! Stop messing with my head! - Bwana
silly wabbit - Capn' One-Eye ☠
omg--it's one of those sick furries! - thepete
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The Facts Of Life Intro
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November 5 at 9:35 pm - youtube.com - Link
This is the song I sing when I take a shower. - Mark Wilson via Bookmarklet
Love - Anna Haro
Yes. - Monique
Nonononono that song gets stuck in my head! Aaaaaaaa! - Jeremy Brooks
Epic - Josh Haley
But is the water really really hot? - pea, hopeful for 09
When the world never seems....to be livin....up to your dreams... - Rahsheen ™
peekskill rules! - sean808080
Pea, if I'm thinking about Tootie, it's cold. Ha ha ha! - Mark Wilson
i know you all remember the episode with the bong tootie and natalie bought from the record store for mrs. garret - Cee Bee
and suddenly you're finding out the facts of life are all about youuuuuuuu - Monique
Mark! Oh my. - pea, hopeful for 09
What about the Very Special Episode where Natalie got assaulted? - Kaia is Brand New, Bitch!
The only episode that stands out in my mind is the suicide attempt. Seems like it was an attempt at least; she didn't manage to kill herself. - Jeremy Brooks
love the facts of life! - (jeff)isageek
I had a crush on Tutti. - Daryl Burns
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October 28 at 8:15 am - gizmodo.com - Link
This is really, really cool. FriendFeed support, please? - Mark Trapp
O. M. G. - Chris Hollander
holy crap.. I forgot there are actually GOOD videos, and here they are! :) - Tim Hoeck
The audio quality is phenomenal, and the video quality is pretty good considering a lot of these were transfered from analog sources. - Mark Trapp
Like this because I'm tired of watching bad VHS transfers and mono sound of old vids on YouTube. - Eric @ CS Techcast
boo censors though :P - Tim Hoeck
HOLY FREAKIN' CRAP!! *dead* - Yolanda
MTV>ScreenFlow>iPhone = :) - Christopher Harley
Music has returned to "Music" Television? - Thomas Hunsaker
SWEET!!!!! - Rahsheen ™
Awesome! - Rahul Das
They're still missing quite a few. I mean, only one Adam and the Ants video? What gives ;-) - Andrew Leyden
I'm never going go lunch again. Damn the company! - Terence Washington
UK and Ireland @ http://www.mtv.co.uk/video via mtv overdrive - Michael W. May via twhirl
YAY - Danielle
Kewl! - Kol Tregaskes
please, someone, resurrect Yolanda! - edythe
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October 17 at 1:58 am - flickr.com - Link
Happy Bday! (: - Mladen Srdić
Happy Birthday Kaz :-) - Maryam Ardakani
A very random selection of pictures, the latest one (if you can make him out) is the muddy one). More pics if you follow the link btw. - Kol Tregaskes
Love picture number 3. - Toby Graham
He doesn't act like he's over 30 either, still just a big puppy. :-D - Kol Tregaskes
Cool dog! great pics as well :) - Juan Pablo González
Happy Birthday, what are you getting for him? - Amit Morson
Feliz cunpleaños Kaz :) - Alejandro S.
Happy Birthday you gorgeous pupper! - Bec Rowe
Happy Birthday pup-pups! - Yolanda
We'll get him something tomorrow, not sure what. Lots of choc-drops in the meantime and even more hugs than usual. :-) - Kol Tregaskes
three wuffs for Kaz :) - Baard Overgaard Hansen
Will do, thanks everyone! Just been taken on a walk and he's come back completely wet, lol - Kol Tregaskes
Woof woof grrr woof! - Timothy Griffin
A very happy birthday - Eric P
Two bankable photos!! My family would drag me into a store for one today if they saw it. I would go too, so I'm hoarding the photos to myself:) - Roney Smith
Cute! Btw, 10.5 dog years per human year for the first 2 years, then 4 dog years per human year for each year after. So he's 29 years old in dog years. ;) - cws
Happy birthday Kaz! He is so adorable! - Carmen
Happy Birthday!! - mridul
I miss my dog. :( He looks like him. :( - AJ Batac
Ah, sorry AJ! My previous dog, Maz, was just the same. He lived to nearly 15 (well over 100 dog years!). - Kol Tregaskes
What a sweet looking dog. Happy birthday Kaz! - Silly Jilly
Happy birthday! - Mark VandenBerg
Such a sweet, sweet baby. Many happy returns! - Mlibrarianus
We got him from a breeder and the breeder are ex-Cruft judges and winners. So you can't get much better than that. Wonderful dog! :-D - Kol Tregaskes
The breeder actually told us later that if they had a choice of which one to keep and take to shows, etc. it would have been Kaz! So I must have a good taste. ;-) - Kol Tregaskes
My dog is 16.5 years old! OUCH! :) Happy birthday, Kaz! - Dawn
super cute! - Cee Bee
sweet, innocent face!! - Susan Beebe
What an absolutely lovely dog! Hope he gets lots of special treats for his bday. - kamla bhatt
Happy birthday! - Mitchell Tsai
Happy Bbday to le doggie! - Helen Sventitsky
Thank you all again, he just had a nice walk with his 'girl friend'. :-) Happy as larry he was. :-) - Kol Tregaskes
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October 9 at 10:55 am - jibjab.com - Link
that was a tough spill. funny reaction though. ha - Cee Bee
ouch!!! big fall - (jeff)isageek
well played - Jeff Woelker via twhirl
Received this in an email about 20 minutes ago. Yeah not what I expected. - Franklin Pettit
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Ten Ways To Look Fabulous in Pictures
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Ten Ways To Look Fabulous in Pictures
October 7 at 12:07 pm - photojojo.com - Link
Great tips. My coworker told me about #6. heh - Daynah
As an unphotogenic person, these tips have already been ingrained in my pea brain. HA - Mona N.
Mona ≠ unphotogenic, from what I have seen. - सत्याग्रह {Bren}
Mona unphotogenic? Are you kidding me? - BeeLing
UNPHOTOGENIC?? whatchu talkin' 'bout, Mona??? - Lin-ZAY
Mona, if you are unphotogenic, I need to check my dictionary because all of a sudden I don't think I know the definition of the word. - Derek Coward
I'm not kidding. It takes FOREVER to figure out the right 'angle' since my face is crazy round and I have bootie cheeks LOL - Mona N.
I need all the help I can get ;-) - ChangeForge | Ken Stewart
tip #11: born beautiful goddamn it! - Reza D
HA! - Mona N.
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10 People From Your Past Who Will Haunt You On Facebook
October 3 at 9:56 am - cracked.com - Link
Hahahahaah - J. Abdul-Qahhar
It's hilarious because it's true. HAHA - Mona N.
briliant - Dobromir Hadzhiev
So, which one are you? - Mark VandenBerg
#10: "What They'll Say: Hi there! Long time no see! Just over here in Liverpool and killing time before the Premier League match - downing a few pints, you know? - and spotted you on the internet. I might have found you earlier, but there's no internet in South America (at least, not worth using ;) and the net cafes were too expensive in Japan. I'm moving around a fair bit at the moment, so here's a link to my travel blog so you can keep track of where I am. Be sure to take a look at the pics I took while trekking in Nepal. It's an amazing place. Have you been? How's it going? Drop us a line. What They'll Really Mean: Look at how many countries I've been to. I'm better than you. - Mona N.
I wish I could repeatedly hit the "like" button..... - George Smith
I've read nothing more true today than this. - Shawn Farner
10. not much better. - Mathieu Ayel
haha.. I love how the ONE person that actually cares about you is the NUTJOB! :) - Tim Hoeck
I'm #6. LOL - Phil Glockner For Hire
Oh, I love cracked.com - Bonnie "Prorogue" Dean
That should be Ari Gold :) - FatOracle (Kamath)
I can relate ;) - Amir H.
Goodness, I love Cracked. - Pete D
perfect - everybody is "better than you"... ha, ha! - Susan Beebe
hahhahaha this entire list made me LOL. Which one are you, Susan? ;) - Mona N.
I'm #11 on the list -- I'm the "I saw, listened to, or heard of, so-and-so band before you, so I'm better than you." ;) - Pete D
Mona - none of those losers that's for sure!! I've seen those jerks LIVE for too long! - Susan Beebe
#2 is the best :D - Brandon
"Unfortunately, people from your past are looking for you. People you had hoped would stay forgotten. And your internet listing has made it very easy for them to find you. - jfayel
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The Hamburger Fatty Melt, a Burger with Two Grilled Cheese Sandwiches as Its Bun | A Hamburger Today
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October 2 at 7:29 am - aht.seriouseats.com - Link
"Got that? It's a burger with two grilled cheese sandwiches as its bun." - Holy crap! :D - Clint Ecker via Bookmarklet
That made me instantly feel sick - Toby Graham
What, no bacon? Pfffft. - abacab
that's all kind of nasty.even both my kids are sititing here saying 'EWWWWW'. - Anika Malone
Yeah, what's the point of uber fat if there's no bacon? - Eric @ CS Techcast
Oh no . . . . is this another thing I need to try ;) Smells like a KK cheezburger challenge to me :D - Lindsey in Love
I actually think that looks OK, might have to try it out....... - Iain Baker
I must admit, I am tempted, but the thought of how long I would need to spend on the elliptical machine to work that off is keeping my taste buds at bay. - Aaron Krug
That does look like something I'd try once. - saeba
You just blew my mind. - Darian Rawson
Wow. There was just no need to see that so early in the morning. I'm gonna have to give that a No. - pea, hopeful for 09
needs more gravy. - Chris Hollander
Ew. Double Ew. - Bec Rowe
I agree. Needs more bacon. - Clint Ecker
I can beat that. Went to lunch with a friend who had a deep-fried oyster po' boy. The whole sandwich was deep-friend. Not the oysters. - Squirrel Girl
That looks delicious. - Jordan Hofker
the only way to make that worse would be to dip it in batter, deep fat fry it and slap a dollop of full fat ice cream on top! - alphaxion
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Palin: Living near Russia give me foreign policy experience
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September 25 at 1:42 pm - youtube.com - Link
THIS IS INSANE! - Andrew Baron
I'm sorry, I'm laughed and threw up a little in my mouth all at the same time. - ChangeForge | Ken Stewart
You know, I usually like to think I agree with the general platforms of Republican foreign policy (Reagan-style), but we have this video clearly demonstrating Palin BS'ing her way through something when she should simply say, "I am stronger on domestic issues than I am on foreign policy." - ChangeForge | Ken Stewart
A 10 year old could do a better interview... Hell, a 10 year old could probably be a better vice-president than her too! - Michael Forian
Where are our usual conservative buddies who ought to be here defending her against our horribly uninformed liberal biases? - Tad Goes to 11
ZOMG :((( - Iain Baker
@Just a Tad, not much that can be said about this one w/o looking even worse. - Andrew Baron
WTF - Rodfather
No wonder they don't let her do interviews. Wow, dude. You could have posted this and said it was a clip from SNL featuring Tina Fey and I would not have been able to tell the diff. - Rahsheen ™
Ya know, I can almost guarantee 100% that her intended audience is eating this shit UP! I bet they're loving every stupid word out of her mouth. "She's so real! It's so refreshing to hear a real person up there. She sounds just like me or one of my friends." etc etc etc *barf* - Tad Goes to 11
@Tad - hahahahah! So all their friends are ignorant too, huh? - Lin-ZAY
Yeah, probably Lindsay. I'd guess people who never challenge their reality tunnels. - Tad Goes to 11
@Tad actually I don't see much conservative conversation on FF. It tends to be very liberal (and sometimes quite echochambery) at least by the group of people I see. - Brian S.
i read this an hour ago and LMFAO, and hearing it, just like yesterday is actually dumber than reading it. and i'm willing to bet my house AND kids that when 'putin rears his head' to fly to america, he doesn't stop in fucking anchorage first. - Anika Malone
Brian, we do have our conservative friends, though. They're usually around to defend McCain and were cheering on Palin at the beginning... - Tad Goes to 11
brian, there are a couple of conservative folks here who rush to the defense of mccain-palin or threads like this... - tiffany. lowercase 't'
I'm sorry for my naivety here but is this real or SNL? She *can't* be serious - Nicholas Kreidberg
I cannot believe SHE IS ACTUALLY TRYING TO USE THIS AS EXPERIENCE. Like it means something! I'm in close proximity to my Spanish book every single day and I am HORRIBLE at speaking the language. I sit in a class every day where people speak the language and I am still HORRIBLE at it. What a freaking joke. - Shawn Farner
I grew up in Brooklyn, and lived in an apt built on the grounds of the old Ebbets Field. So by this logic, living 27 stories above 3rd base, I should have had a career in the Major leagues! - Lorraine Ball
Man, I could've avoided law school altogether if I just waited til I moved to my current house. I have a courthouse within view. If that's all I needed for the requisite legal experience, I definitely would have skipped law school. - Rob Reed
I grew up near the Mexico border. I mean, I was close and I don't speak Spanish but I have experience too. I am going to run for public office now. What an idiot. do people believe this crap? Oh wait..she is a "vagina American" I have to vote for her. - Anna Lynn M.
well, some people don't have maps, like, such as, the Iraq. - Jennifer Boutell
I just hope you are not electing someone like this...AGAIN. - Alejandro S.
she's a mess - Cee Bee
Again folks, remember - her base eats this shit up. They're the same exact folks that elected W twice. Be afraid. - Tad Goes to 11
ROFL. Hilarious. - Clint Ecker
OMFG I've figured it out... Finally! Do you know who she reminds me of... the Principle from South Park - Johnny Worthington
I lived about 5 blocks from the Pentagon, what does that make *me* qualified for? - AJ Kohn
@Just a Tad.. you are right, her fans think this makes sense, so the message is you better be up early on election day. In Indy last year, we made the mistake of thinking the mayor was a shoe in, since his opponent was an idiot, who never expected to win.. and we all stayed home, and now our mayor is an Idiot, with no plans for the city, because he never expected to win. - Lorraine Ball
DEAR LORD! - Ryan
based on this and some other clips from that interview I think Palin may actually be dumber than G W. regardless of the border placement, has she ever actually been to Russia or Canada? talked to anyone from either country? - Jon Price
we are totally fncked if people vote republican this November. I watched her Charlie Gibson interview and this Katie Couric interview and I feel like someone is playing a huge joke on us. - Paulo via twhirl
This chick is getting on my nerves bad! Soccer Mom trying to play US Vice President is a complete joke - Susan Beebe
Tad, I'm conservative by many standards, but I vote based on qualifications, not party line. You really can't defend her on this one issue. There are issues I do agree with her on, but there are those I do not. - ChangeForge | Ken Stewart
Let's just admit it that we like drama; this election cycle has been full of it. While it's natural to be worried--especially with the inevitable October surprise--this election will be a landslide victory for Obama. Anything short of a landslide will boil my blood and cast doubts of integrity upon my neighbor. Come to think of it, my neighbor is a blowhead. Crap. - Stagekid
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YouTube - David Letterman Reacts to John McCain Suspending Campaign
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September 24 at 7:35 pm - youtube.com - Link
He's not pulling any punches - Mike Doeff
Gloves are off!! - Christopher Sacca
I wish I could like this a million times. - Shawn Farner
"need a ride to the airport?" - perfect - Jeff Woelker
"...no wait, she really hasn't handled a crisis like this in the past" :) - Vijayendra Mohanty
I guess SOMEONE's vote got lost... - Helen Sventitsky
Props to CBS for airing this. I wonder what was cut out around the sixth minute mark of the monologue. - Eddie LeBreton
It's on here, now, I'm loving how he's just ripping him, especially for cancelling his appearance on his show. - Trish R
that was awesomesauce. - Geoff Schultz
Lesson: Don't cancel on Letterman. - Chris W
it keeps looping :( - Anna Lynn M.
Finally...it works now. That was excellent! It's like McCain told him he had to wash his hair and couldn't make the show..then was caught out at the bar...hilarious! - Anna Lynn M.
McCain CHEATED ON DAVID LETTERMEN! - Chris W
ROFL. Go to about minute 3 where he recommends that Palin takes over the campaign during this "crisis" and minute 6 where he stops at CBS for a TV interview on his "emergency" trip to the airport. - scott willeke
That's why we all wanted Letterman to win "The Late Shift." - Bryan R. Adams
Ouch. But he was right. And to be honest, Letterman hasn't been funny in a long time but it's good to see he's still got some fight left in him. - R. Alexander Spoerer
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“'One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.' - Bertrand Russell”
September 22 at 8:24 am - Link
The moment you believe you are indispensable, you are. - Todd Harris
Oh shit - Flippity
Michael Gartenberg told me a fun quote a while ago: the cemeteries are full of people who thought they couldn't be replaced. - Robert Scoble
Wish someone had told me there were symptoms of an *approaching* breakdown before I had my first one. Or the second. Or the third. Still, I know now, eh? :-) - Slippy Lane
@Robert - I heard a similar one, only replace "cemetaries" with "welfare queue" (Dole queue, here in the UK) - Slippy Lane
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Generation Gap
September 17 at 12:45 am - threadless.com - Link
haha! cute! - Anna Haro
I just bought this shirt! Love it! - Justin Korn
hilarious. - Mona N.
Super Like! - BeeLing
epic. - Mona N.
Want! - Monique
Oh no, sold out! As someone who has saved program code both on cassettes and on ipods...Want! - Bruce Lewis via fftogo
Where is papa CD? - Adam Helweh
I almost bought this one. :) - Ayşe E.
Blog
September 9 at 2:49 pm - geeks.pirillo.com - Link
It grows more and more doubtful as time wears on. - Mark "Rizzn" Hopkins
man i hope so - Jeff Woelker via twhirl
I don't think so...but then again it depends on how you define monetize. :-) I mean...R. Scoble has essentially done his own monetization on Twitter/FriendFeed. He has created a somewhat targeted tech audience and there is a marketing value to it because of the sheer volume of followers. - Seagate
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“Regretting eating breakfast now that I'm watching Jessica Simpson sing on Good Morning America.”
September 9 at 6:42 am - Link
win? - The Amber
Changing the channel is your friend: breakfast should never be a regret! - Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
Amber, no, she was totally off key, so much that it gave me a headache. - Trish R
what posessed you to actually watch it? - The Amber
I just had the TV on in the room and there it was before I could stop it. - Trish R
Well that was worth it. She sang one of her old songs for the 2nd song, completely f'd it up. Stopped. And started over. - Trish R
Since when does she sing--isn't she a "lip-syncist?" - Rob Michael
@Trish: Well, watching is just fine. Listening - that's your problem right there. - AJ Kohn
you should have seen her outfit Sunday night on ABC at the America United thing - Jeff Quinton
Chop her head off and she'd be perfect. - Jonathan (Bad Robot)
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September 5 at 12:53 pm - x.techwheat.com - Link
"Universal Music Publishing and Sony BMG have sent a cease-and-desist notice to the McCain-Palin campaign, according to CNN." - newsjunk.com
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