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http://twitpic.com/9s18k - Literal interpretation of NHS ultrasound: hairy baby, big belly, short legs. Can't wait!

22 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@pamoneuk Thanks Pam. At the moment they have piled on so much anxiety about what could go wrong that there's no joy left. ;-(

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@Reynolds That's very good to hear. I wasn't planning on any, or not the major stuff anyway. There's no middle ground after gas & air.

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"Vy am I drippings viz goo?" [More gems from Ghostbuters 2]

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Am I the only person in the world who doesn't give a tit about Micheal Jackson?

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Yeah - here's my birthing plan: "Fuck off."

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@ClinicalReader I'm on maternity leave. Ask @kevglobal.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"If we dion't do something quickly, this whole place is going to blow like a frog on a hot plate..."

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I really fancy punching the next NHS stickybeak that tries to push me around. Oxytocin? Pah. They don't give a shit about anything other ...

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I know of a girl who gave birth in a river in Totnes with only a plentiful supply of spliff as pain relief.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@rik_ferguson Data signal crap where we are. Apparently central Brighton doesn't deserve O2's 3G service.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Really miss twittering properly, but my laptop died and this old one is too ancient for a twitter client. Grrr.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@charlesarthur 1% chance. 1%. You'd think women had never delivered babies over 8lbs before - and that's assuming the ultrasound is even ...

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@janemartinson But all TV is shit, with the possible exception of Ghostbusters 2 on now, and there's no enjoyment left in any of it. ;-(

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@snorestore My GP hadn't heard of Ina May Gaskin & dismissed the idea that all fours would resolve shoulder dystocia. And that's the 1% ...

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I would just *love* to have spent the day writing about Chrome OS rather than being bullied by doctors about shoulder dystocia. Pregnanc ...

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Ok, slightly less grumpy after pub lunch in Poynings, trip to Middle Farm (the national cider collection!) and film lined up for tonight.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I've got cabin fever already and it's not even born yet. I'm pretty sure this was why I decided against being a housewife at a very earl ...

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

DVD Boxsets was our answer! ;-) - James Cherkoff

Grumpy, massive and suffering major technology failure. Laptop buggered, Virgin web connection keeps falling over and getting on Twitter ...

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Trending topics on Twitter now include #MrsSlocombesPussy. Honestly - I'm offline for a few days and it all turns to smut...

July 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

My bank says my net worth is £19.32. Good to know.

July 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@jfdi Try their PR agency, Bite

July 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

My technology seems to know I'm now a housewife... MacBook refusing to boot up and old Powerbook creaking too. I'll just get back to bak ...

July 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @willwhipple "Apple need to know that they tied their product and loyal customers to a very poor service provider by having just O2." ...

July 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@spiky_simon Calls, voicemail, SMS & data all shite. So very little Twittering, no Twitpics of our wedding & a hardly used tent- finder app.

June 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@andy_yates I joined Orange in1999 because they had the best service in the West Country. They still do.

June 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@urbanfly Thing is, I think everyone should be able to expect service like that. Not fair otherwise, is it?

June 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@catvix Plus excellent laylines, superb future birthday celebration plans for offspring and free entry for life! Versus hospital? Pah!

June 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@catvix Glastonbury would've been an *amazing* place to give birth - quiet corner of the green fields with 6 attendant doulas and masseurs!

June 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Added to that, 'husband's' voicemail has been borked for 6 weeks and O2 has been useless in sorting it.

June 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share