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http://twitpic.com/9s18k - Literal interpretation of NHS ultrasound: hairy baby, big belly, short legs. Can't wait!
http://twitpic.com/9s18k - Literal interpretation of NHS ultrasound: hairy baby, big belly, short legs. Can't wait!
@pamoneuk Thanks Pam. At the moment they have piled on so much anxiety about what could go wrong that there's no joy left. ;-(
@Reynolds That's very good to hear. I wasn't planning on any, or not the major stuff anyway. There's no middle ground after gas & air.
"Vy am I drippings viz goo?" [More gems from Ghostbuters 2]
Am I the only person in the world who doesn't give a tit about Micheal Jackson?
Yeah - here's my birthing plan: "Fuck off."
@ClinicalReader I'm on maternity leave. Ask @kevglobal.
"If we dion't do something quickly, this whole place is going to blow like a frog on a hot plate..."
I really fancy punching the next NHS stickybeak that tries to push me around. Oxytocin? Pah. They don't give a shit about anything other ...
I know of a girl who gave birth in a river in Totnes with only a plentiful supply of spliff as pain relief.
@rik_ferguson Data signal crap where we are. Apparently central Brighton doesn't deserve O2's 3G service.
Really miss twittering properly, but my laptop died and this old one is too ancient for a twitter client. Grrr.
@charlesarthur 1% chance. 1%. You'd think women had never delivered babies over 8lbs before - and that's assuming the ultrasound is even ...
@janemartinson But all TV is shit, with the possible exception of Ghostbusters 2 on now, and there's no enjoyment left in any of it. ;-(
@snorestore My GP hadn't heard of Ina May Gaskin & dismissed the idea that all fours would resolve shoulder dystocia. And that's the 1% ...
I would just *love* to have spent the day writing about Chrome OS rather than being bullied by doctors about shoulder dystocia. Pregnanc ...
Ok, slightly less grumpy after pub lunch in Poynings, trip to Middle Farm (the national cider collection!) and film lined up for tonight.
I've got cabin fever already and it's not even born yet. I'm pretty sure this was why I decided against being a housewife at a very earl ...
DVD Boxsets was our answer! ;-) - James Cherkoff
Grumpy, massive and suffering major technology failure. Laptop buggered, Virgin web connection keeps falling over and getting on Twitter ...
Trending topics on Twitter now include #MrsSlocombesPussy. Honestly - I'm offline for a few days and it all turns to smut...
My bank says my net worth is £19.32. Good to know.
@jfdi Try their PR agency, Bite
My technology seems to know I'm now a housewife... MacBook refusing to boot up and old Powerbook creaking too. I'll just get back to bak ...
RT @willwhipple "Apple need to know that they tied their product and loyal customers to a very poor service provider by having just O2." ...
@spiky_simon Calls, voicemail, SMS & data all shite. So very little Twittering, no Twitpics of our wedding & a hardly used tent- finder app.
@andy_yates I joined Orange in1999 because they had the best service in the West Country. They still do.
@urbanfly Thing is, I think everyone should be able to expect service like that. Not fair otherwise, is it?
@catvix Plus excellent laylines, superb future birthday celebration plans for offspring and free entry for life! Versus hospital? Pah!
@catvix Glastonbury would've been an *amazing* place to give birth - quiet corner of the green fields with 6 attendant doulas and masseurs!
Added to that, 'husband's' voicemail has been borked for 6 weeks and O2 has been useless in sorting it.
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