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@hoteltuesday Yes, I just channeled a Pee Wee Herman joke and I don't care if its funky and played out.

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@hoteltuesday http://twitpic.com/oi8rq - [Takes notes for stalking] I'd much rather attend classes in a place called "Bliss Hall" than "Scie

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@hoteltuesday If you love it so much, why don't you marry it?

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@hoteltuesday I'm actually in the same ROOM for 3 of 4 classes next semester.

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@robwillb Did they say "crack" or "crap"?

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Girls you know you better watch out some guys, some guys are only about that thing, that thing, that thiii-iii-iiing.

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http://twitpic.com/of08r - Shoelaces too tight + ankle socks + running = ouchie!

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I wish twitter had a way to mark someone as spam AND too stupid to be allowed to procreate (e.g. people trying to sell me on "The Secret")

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@hoteltuesday While sitting in class next to a big group of my friends?

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@hoteltuesday So far the most exciting thing on my phone today is a picture of Beyonce. Not what I had in mind.

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@hoteltuesday I'm trying to phrase a polite request for photos of a motivational nature in reply to that suggestion.

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I need to get motivated to go to the gym again. I'm getting lazy.

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@puntabulous You're so 2 days ago. ;)

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I forgot my mom was having surgery today. I suck. Sounds like she's doing really well, though, when I called her.

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http://twitpic.com/oak9x - Made it thru my last BORING lecture of the day without falling asleep.

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@soliloqueer That always happens to me when I get sick, too.

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@hoteltuesday You don't match? Is it because you're 18 times sexier than everyone else there?

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@joshistrashy You left off P!nk and Rhonetta!

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There's nuthin' in my fridge worth eating for breakfast. I may starve this morning.

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Internet, you have your orders! RT: @Mark_Salling Hey will someone please make a puck artie hookup video? Puck + Artie = party!!!

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@vegasfemme I was out last night with some boys, @hoteltuesday and @joshistrashy, who yelled at me because I don't know enough about P!nk

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@vegasfemme I tried to explain how my egg was megafan enough for the genes to pass along.

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@hoteltuesday @joshistrashy @dpaste http://twitpic.com/o7mfx Counting is fun.

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@hoteltuesday Maybe the lady singing Jesus songs will take requests.

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RT @gleeks: Music: Listen and purchase the FULL version of "Defying Gravity" @ http://www.gleeforum.com/Defying...

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Kiss me goodbye I'm defying gravity! http://www.gleeforum.com/Defying...

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@hoteltuesday Wait, are you talking about oral sex or are they?

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@hoteltuesday ditto. Except for the Thursday problem.

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I'm carrying a ridiculous amount of crap with me today because I don't think I have time to run back to my dorm between classes/events.

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@hoteltuesday Every time you say that, a slutty hamster dies.

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