Micah: Do you think that when I get to Heaven, God will fix my owwie? Papa: In the Bible, it says that when you get to Heaven, you get a brand new body. Papa: So you will get a new hand. Micah: Will I get a different hand? Papa: Umm, a new hand... What kind of hand do you want? Micah: I want a green hand because green is my favorite color. - http://jeremybautista.tumblr.com/post...
Mama: Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made it out of clay. Mama: And when it's dry and ready, then dreidel I will play. Papa: How do you know Jewish songs, but not the lyrics to Christmas songs? Mama: Because I grew up in Northbrook! Where we got Jewish holidays off. Mama: Any other questions? - http://jeremybautista.tumblr.com/post...
Papa: Ever since I got home, my nose has been running. Mama: So, where is it going? Papa: Mama: Papa? Speak to a Mama... - http://jeremybautista.tumblr.com/post...