Jeremy C. Shipp - FriendFeed

Have you bought your copy of CANDY HOUSE by @k8jonez yet? You should. http://www.amazon.com/exec...

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I believe in bigfoot, but he doesn't believe in me.

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My house is powered by a pile of moldy potato batteries.

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If you buy ATTIC CLOWNS in the next two hours, 100% of my royalties will be given to the Humane Society http://www.amazon.com/exec...

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I'm judging a Flash Horror Contest. Here are the submission guidelines: http://www.notlp.com/blog...

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Today I finished writing a short horror story. Now I'm working on a new comic script.

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You know you want a Shipp shirt. http://skurvyink.com/the-sun...

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This is...wrong. Don't look at this. http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos...

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Orange you glad I didn't say Bananarama?

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Retweet this if you're asleep.

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Raise your hand if you want a cookie.

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I don't get why I'm always getting attacked by jackalopes.

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RT @jDOTis: @JeremyCShipp turtle holding lawn gnome holding ice cream and poo. https://twitter.com/jDOTis...

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RT @LilaMcP: @JeremyCShipp He's not very clean, but he says hi! https://twitter.com/LilaMcP...

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RT @flynnrita149: @JeremyCShipp Thank you! 1 more Sagrada Familia Cathedral Barcelona- a turtle holds up a pillar holding up the sky. https://twitter.com/flynnri...

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RT @candicegilmer: @JeremyCShipp here are my turtles.... :-) https://twitter.com/candice...

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Here's a photo of my turtle Squirtle Pawchester. http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos...

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What? http://instagram.com/p...

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RT @bizarrofiction: Just bought Mellick's Menstruating Mall and Jeremy Shipp's Cursed.

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I love you all, so I'm giving away my humor book for free today on Kindle. http://www.amazon.com/gp... #kindle

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I'm in dire need of a level up.

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Sometimes I'm half-watching a movie and I realize I should be quarter-watching it instead.

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I love you the way a yard gnome loves his beard and that's a deep kind of love.

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I tried to believe in myself but I ended up believing in unicorns instead.

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Do you think the Ikeas and Taco Bells in Atlantis have seahorse meat in their food products?

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I wish I'd gotten crushed ice instead of whole cubes but I'll just have to live with my decision.