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Jess

Jess

I nab rabbits from evil people. By day I'm a former corporate Art Director turned Law student, an advocate of surrogacy & US adoptions, & frequent FF lurker.
Somewhere between the Crim Law & Property final review, the lemoncello made another appearance. At least there's none left to distract me.
Do you have a love/hate relationship with lemoncello? - krug95
Just used Latin in a non-law conversation. It's happening...I'm turning into an a-whole.
Was it a lapsus linguae or a non sequitur? Don't beat yourself up, it could happen to anybody. - krug95
Oh St. Augustine, only you can simultaneously have a holiday light show AND a Mrs. Santa bikini contest. Keep it classy.
So, how did you fair in the Mrs. Santa bikini contest? - RAPatton
@Munkey23 *man-ly fist bump*
@Bunniaqua Well, if you HAVE to die, that's the style in which to do it. (I may volunteer to go in your place for the boots)
@joshuadenney Your first caffeine tweet contained value: the power of forcing us to go refill our coffee cup. Happy stuff, that!
@SeanMarler You non-vampire men have one thing the Cullen's will never have: body heat. Chics dig a man to keep them warm ,-)
Hi my name is Jess and I'm addicted to buying a wardrobe for my unborn niece.
Speaking from experience, it'll only get worse after she's born! - PENGUIN: MAJOR CAPS LOCK
Little girl clothes are SO adorable. I just hope I'm getting the size right. I'm buying 3-month sweaters and dresses. Oh, and boots and hats and headbands. Sigh. - Jess from iPhone
@eclipse115 The countdown? It's a for a BOY?!? (aw, have a great visit!)
Why do chics appear on HGTV, exclaim how small the closets are in the house they're looking to buy, then show up to closing in their PJs?
@herGreekness Lucky! Which part? I have 23 days and 4 finals, then I get vacation. The most deserved umbrella drink EVER!
Christmas shopping requires me to pull out my bitch face.
don't forget to use your elbows. ;) - Cassandra
I'm due for a week's amount of lounging and umbrella drinks.
I'm having mailbox/tenant issues with a snake. He continues to ignore my eviction notices.
WHAT DO WE DO, BUNNY?!?! OPRAH'S GOING OFF THE AIR!!! I'M LOSING MY SHIT OVER HERE!!! | Free Cry for - http://www.someecards.com/usercar...
I could SO be Anne Heche in Spread.
Also, did my first non-student lawyerly thing tonight. God, how I miss slim skirts and tall heels!
Dear @starbucks, you sell coffee, tea and scones. These require honey. Don't run out. Or, if you do, please run out and buy MORE!
Awwww, when the law students get all spiffed-up, they actually look like little lawyers!
Before doing your good deed of allowing 15 cars pull in front of you, consider the 30 cars behind you. We're revoking your good-deed Karma.
What goes around comes around. Karma is such a bitch. - krug95
Did you just tweet that while driving? :) - Rohit
@Vonster Once took Ambien & dreamed I killed my family. I woke up, nervously made sure everyone was okay, and never took a sleep aid again!
I'm the opposite. Without Ambien and sleep, I *could* kill my family. And not just in a dream. - krug95
When a clever, sardonic woman turns sweet and giddy...I start checking my back for knives and looking for anvils to fall on my head.
You're not talking about me? - krug95
How old must a child be to fly by himself? I'm the Anti-Parent and common sense fails me.
I think it depends on the airline. Our daughter flew alone last summer on Midwest Express. She was under their age, but it was allowed once we signed a bunch of papers & paid extra. Call the airline to make sure. - joshua "magic" neff
But as a reasonable parent, would you let your child fly alone at age 4? This child doesn't exist, btw...it's part of a school project. - Jess
I've seen 4 or 5 yo flying by themselves. I wouldn't let *my* 4 yo fly by himself. I think 8 is a good age. - Anika
I would never let a 4 year old fly alone. - Michelle Martinez
It just depends on how mature and self-sufficient that child is. It depends on the kid. - Eric @ CS Techcast
I flew alone at 6 but that was back when people could wait for you at the gate - Andrizzle Gizzle
Depends on the airline. United, for example, only allows children 5+ to be alone. - Rochelle
I've seen very young children travelling alone but they've always been accompanied by airline staff at all times (walking them to the plane, seating them, checking on them frequently). I wouldn't suggest a 4-year-old travelling alone, but there may be extenuating circumstances that require it. - joey
I wonder how often it happens in child custody cases. For my project, it's preferable that the kid go alone because it's one less plane ticket to buy. But I would be afraid someone would snatch him. - Jess
The airlines are really careful to make sure no one nabs the kid. You have to wait with the kid until they board, & someone has to sign for the kid at the other end. ID has to be shown every time. My daughter was 12 when she flew alone, but I think I'd let a kid fly alone starting when they were...oh, 6-7. - joshua "magic" neff
I flew alone from the minimum age, and they are pretty careful. It's also really fun, makes you feel all grownup! - Lo
@RGreenberg I've seen Palin in your stream twice in 24 hours. 1 more strike and I'm going to shoot you with my finger gun.
The miles I just ran are greater in number than the hours I've slept...and the calories I've consumed today. Egg Nog will fix this.
@jennalucy Ha! Yes, I'm married to one. Biggest pain on the plane ,-)
@seanb_us It's a hypothetical child. They bounce ,-)
@jeffreyjkoh Take 24 consecutive 1-hour breaks & call no one in the am. You'll be itching to read about comparative negligence in no time.
Burnt. I'd rather help Horatio catch criminals than do my Crim Law homework...only SIX. More. Days of class!!
enjoy the holidays. After that, it's all crazy, crazy, crazy. First year law exams suck big time. - Cassandra
Shhhhhh! My first one is two weeks from today. - Jess
Oh boy. Good luck! Watch your time. It's your best friend and worst enemy all at the same time. - Cassandra
Am thinking I could save more time if I installed an in-home confession booth. There must be traveling Padres who work freelance.
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