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Jess

Jess

I nab rabbits from evil people. By day I'm a former corporate Art Director turned Law student, an advocate of surrogacy & US adoptions, & frequent FF lurker.
I'd like a non-stop flight to December 14, please.
To where? - RAPatton from iPhone
Tis the Season for multiple Snuggie references in my timeline. Stop. It. Armless cocoons of flammable material freak me out.
OH: "I found it hidden in the treasure chest under the sex swing."
I want to see what is in that treasure chest - RAPatton
I need that treasure chest. - nakachi
I prefer hairy chests. - Derrick
say what? - Anna Lynn M.
If you think you're old because all your friends are married, just wait until they start getting remarried! (it never ends)
Think anyone would notice if I shoved this under my coat and walked out with it? http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/think-a...
It is the freshmaker - RAPatton from iPhone
Think anyone would notice if I shoved this under my coat and walked out with it? - http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/think-a...
Think anyone would notice if I shoved this under my coat and walked out with it?
Posted via web from procrastinator - Jess from Posterous
nah - VAL D.
Oh, hell. It's a Catholic wedding. There goes the afternoon.
ain't that the truth - RAPatton
"Maywage, bwessed maywage. Maywage is what bwings us togevvuh today. Wove, Twue wove..." - Christopher Harley
GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHRISTOPHER!!! =D - FFing Enigma (aka Tina)
Dat bwessed awagement - dat dweam wivin a dweam. - Jeremy
You're making me giggle...shhhh. - Jess from iPhone
....that's why there is always tons of booze after. - suzanne
Hazards of 5-minute packing: slinky red cocktail dresses for afternoon church weddings. (I'll be the hussy hiding in the back)
@sass He can't help it! It's like when you get a dachshund & people gift you with every dachshund shirt, bag, and pepper-shaker they find.
My cute toddling flower girl is now taller than me AND wearing Armani. Where does the time go?
@hshellen Ha! Are you sure it wasn't me? I usually have three books and a highlighter at stop lights.
The moon tonight is sweet! It's twice its size and hanging low. Quick, go check out at your moon...
Running for then missing the last flight to ATL is the icing on this week from Hell.
:( - VAL D.
Compiling Christmas wish lists of those I love: What does one buy their caffeine dealer?
@persicapit Nice job with the mani/pedi, but I order you to fit champagne and cake in there somewhere...Happy Birthday!
Quitting law school. Going to find a job at a mattress factory. Or selling painted rocks down in the Caribbean. Nice knowing you all.
New personal record: I've been awake straight 64 hours. Wasn't I supposed to black-out a day or so ago?
maybe you have................. - VAL D.
@kg_creative I see pink bunnies...with purple polka dots. So maybe I'm good for a few more hours ,-)
Just sent an email that will ensure myself a place in Hell. Anyone else going to be there? Pencil me in.
I'm booked in Seat 4J. See you on the bus. - Nathalie, Dreamer of FF
Apparently I'll be in a private coach. - MVB (Curmudgeon of FF) from iPod
MVB, what does one do to earn that? - joey
Pfft! Who do you think is driving the bus down? >this gal< - FFing Enigma (aka Tina)
Notice I say pencil, just in case I can BS my way out of this one. - Jess
joey, it involves a girl, her sister, her cousin, a goat and lot's of tequilla. - MVB (Curmudgeon of FF) from iPod
Jess, I figure its their hell, let them go there - cynicjohn
I had chldren and worked in schools and with seniors soooo off to the wild blue yonder for me - VAL D.
I'll save you a seat at my cozy corner table! - vicster
And we'll eat spaghetti squash! (Val can't have any ,-) - Jess
and I like spaghetti squash :(.......... - VAL D.
@amygeek Certainly there would be unrest of one extreme or the other. Which side? Sadly, I'm not sure!
The Human Body Is Built for Distance - NYTimes.com - http://www.nytimes.com/glogin...
The Human Body Is Built for Distance - NYTimes.com
"The conventional wisdom is that distance running leads to debilitating wear and tear, especially on the joints. But that hasn’t stopped runners from flocking to starting lines in record numbers. But now a best-selling book has reframed the debate about the wisdom of distance running. In “Born to Run” (Knopf), Christopher McDougall, an avid runner who had been vexed by injuries, explores the world of the Tarahumara Indians of Mexico, a tribe known for running extraordinary distances in nothing but thin-soled sandals. Mr. McDougall makes the case that running isn’t inherently risky. Instead, he argues that the commercialization of urban marathons encourages overzealous training, while the promotion of high-tech shoes has led to poor running form and a rash of injuries. But when it comes to long distances, humans can outrun almost any animal. Because we cool by sweating rather than panting, we can stay cool at speeds and distances that would overheat other animals. On a hot day, the two scientists wrote, a human could even outrun a horse in a 26.2-mile marathon. - Jess from Bookmarklet
1872 law: "The paramount destiny & mission of women are to fulfill the noble & benign offices of wife & mother." #ilove2009
@JennyT8675309 I'm having one of those days where I wish I had GONE to bed...does that count ,-)
@Munkey23 Yes, sir, I'm on a roll this week. Take my keyboard away before I cause anymore damage.
@ChyxButtercup Blonds get better with age, didn't ya know?
Sooo close to achieving a high-speed driving award this evening. Better luck (catching me) next time.
What is proper List etiquette? If someone creates a list and I'm on it, should I create a list including them? Do you subscribe to a list you're on? Subscribe to one you'd like to be on? I don't want to offend people. But I see no common sense list etiquette!
@jesshoffman I wouldn't worry about adding people back. Only if it fits your purpose for what you are trying to do with your own Lists. (A Thank You DM and some follow up conversation might be appreciated though and will likely deepen the connection.) That said, your purpose may be to flatter some people, which of course only works if they're not on a ton of lists already. If someone is on less than say 5-10, it could really make their day. - Alex Schleber
Passed the pumpkin lot realizing, they're OUT of pumpkins! Wait. Why do I need a pumpkin? For Halloween! Wait. Halloween is over? #sigh
You can still bake pumpkin products for Thanksgiving and other harvest celebrations - RAPatton
Not the same. I MISSED Halloween because my nose was stuck in a book. First year ever with no pumpkin. =( - Jess
@robotome Perhaps, but those are the most effective ads I've ever seen in my life. And cheap too.
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