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Jess
Dear misguided parents: 'Spit-up' is vomit. It is not cute, 'okay', or less gross when it projects from your baby onto me.
Actually, it is different. However, I agree that it's not cute, 'okay', or less gross when it gets on you. Even if it's your own kid. - Akiva Moskovitz
I'm just in shock at how different my family is around my 2 week old niece. The word 'poopy' is this year's buzz word. And handing her off to spit-up seems to be the new practical joke. - Jess from iPhone
Ugh.....we dealt with spit-up for over 8 months...so gross. - Nurse Katie
Not a big fan of infants, aye, Jess? - Akiva Moskovitz
They're kind of all input/output at this point, no? She's my first infant, so may grow on me. I like the 18 month old. He's a blast! - Jess from iPhone
She probably will. And it's different when it's your own kid, for the most part. I was grossed out for the first few months when Audrey spat up on me but I have since seen her actually vomit (she's severely allergic to soy, we've found out), I can definitely tell you: there's a biiiiiiig difference. But, I try to keep in mind that just because I find my kid cute doesn't mean everyone does and it doesn't give me license to let her run rampant. - Akiva Moskovitz
Jess
Dear California (especially @lancewhite and @Smitcat): I'm bringing you this so don't complain about the weather - http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/dear-ca...
Dear California (especially @lancewhite and @Smitcat): I'm bringing you this so don't complain about the weather
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T. Brent, technopeasant
Hello, friendfeed!! Meet the Dragpiper. (can you guess who this is? hehe)
Gina looks into distance by DannyGirl.jpg
Gina with attitude by DannyGirl.jpg
Miss Gina on cover of HOUR.jpg
ha! the knees and the chin, bit of a giveaway ;-) - Jason Wehmhoener
photos by DannyGirl www.dannygirlphoto.com - T. Brent, technopeasant
Well Hello ... can I call her by her name? - Nathalie, Dreamer of FF
oh.I suppose her name is on the photos. in which case: welcome to FriendFeed, Gina! :) - Nathalie, Dreamer of FF
Great shots! Is this the current Hour or one from awhile back? - Louis Simoneau
It's been said that the clothes make the man, but a woman needs makeup too... ;) - Dennis Jernberg
June 2008... when things went ka-boom... I had a play in the Fringe that year, and Jamie O'Meara liked these shots. Boom! Cover. - T. Brent, technopeasant
Bump! (for the Brazilian waxing thread...) - T. Brent, technopeasant
Amy Winehouse - Outsanity
DUDE. Get outta town! This is you?! - cecily from iPhone
I love Brent. - Derrick
Cecily: I know!! - Nathalie, Dreamer of FF
I'm officially jealous of his complexion. - cecily from iPhone
the make-up artist spent 45 minutes on the foundation ALONE... this is all quite an illusion. :) - T. Brent, technopeasant
i wish i was that pretty...dang... - Anna Lynn M.
I agree with Anna, wow, I'm jealous! - Jess
I love you, too, Derrick. :) - T. Brent, technopeasant
Clothes may make the man but the mink stole makes the Dragpiper! - Christopher Harley
Gross! I got a woodie! (must!read!comments!) ;) - jcunwired
If this is Brent, then I'm starting to think I myself would be quite the stunner with that kind of makeup on... - Dennis Jernberg
*wolf whistle* - Spidra Webster
I'll bet the wimmins just can't keep their hands off your practice chanter. (Wonders how far one can go with bagpipe entendre...) - Spidra Webster
absolutely gorgeous. - Scott
i've built an amateur 'career' as a cabaret doll using a LOT of bagpipe entendre... ;) - T. Brent, technopeasant
@Dennis! rowr. i happen to be a not-unattractive guy.. huh? anyway, i say go for it.. and POST PICS! - T. Brent, technopeasant
Delicious. - nakachi
I regret that I don't live close enough to you to see those performances, Brent. - Spidra Webster
@Spidra... thank you! i have been known to travel. where do you live? - T. Brent, technopeasant
@nakachi thank you! that was a delicious time in my life... feeling more like a bowl of oatmeal these days lol - T. Brent, technopeasant
I live in the SF Bay Area right now, but can't afford to anymore. As soon as the house sale goes through, I'll be moving to LA (shamefully enough...moving back in with my parents). The bright side is there are more FF meetups in LA... - Spidra Webster
i've noticed! hope things work out for you... and i hope to get to LA at some point. :) - T. Brent, technopeasant
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, TOO!! - T. Brent, technopeasant
Jess
If I were this puppy, I'd strangle my owner with my tutu: - http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/if-i-we...
If I were this puppy, I'd strangle my owner with my tutu:
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Jess
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Jess
Mr. Sea Turtle joined me for coffee! - http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/mr-sea-...
Mr. Sea Turtle joined me for coffee!
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awesome. - Morgan Haley
Jess
I'd like to strand an airline exec to an island w/no car & deprive him of all his possessions. 10 days of bad hair & resort logo clothes.
I'm sure you look like a doll; you should rent a car on the big island though; there is room to roam - RAPatton from iPhone
We rent a car on the second half of the vacation. But when we come to this island, we like to spend the first few days being pampered at the resort. Which does not happen when your husband is on the phone fighting with the airlines. - Jess from iPhone
I don't see how a lack of clothes interfere with that; it can be Jess and Eddie's second honeymoon ;) - RAPatton from iPhone
Jess
My morning run on the moon: - http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/my-morn...
My morning run on the moon:
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Jess
@buzzgirlB Kona, eventually. I'm still in LA. The airline stole it. How do you lose a freaking carry-on??
You are headed for the big island, Jess? - RAPatton from iPod
Yep. We're here. Going to spend 10 minutes fighting about the luggage then going to let it go ,-) (shopping is in my future!) - Jess from iPhone
Have fun! - Michelle Martinez
I was there 18 months ago; take the boat to see the laval flows from the north and stop at that village on the north shore on the way to the black sand beach - RAPatton from iPod
Here is my flickr set: http://www.flickr.com/photos... first half Oahu, second half on the Big Island; I really liked the big island and want to go back - RAPatton from iPod
Jess
Did I not hear a rumor that the New York Times is going under? I'd like them to hurry up. The Gray Lady is a snarky witch.
They have assets to burn, but it will have to transform to survive. - RAPatton
Whoever edits their '21st-Century Babies' is an uber conservative, racist, anti-homosexual freak that is incapable of transforming. They're the type of person who lights the torches for the angry mob, then takes pictures as the mob burns down houses. - Jess
I meant the paper would have to transform to be viable. The Wall Street Journal and USA Today are the big two that are doing OK, but the New York Times future looks bleak - RAPatton
Jess
Tonight is Christmas at my house. This means presents!! - http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/tonight...
Tonight is Christmas at my house. This means presents!!
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You are a bit premature - RAPatton from iPhone
Maybe. But we'll soon surrender our home, rabbit, and fully-stocked bar to Uncle Bob while we share Christmas out West. This is our only time to exchange goodies for ourselves ,-) - Jess from iPhone
Out west? From when to when and where? We go to LA on the 26th - RAPatton from iPhone
We have Christmas next weekend for my mom's side of the family. This weekend it's my single parents group. - Nurse Katie
It's all people care about is greed and getting stuff - orionstarr from iPhone
Actually, one of the reasons my family opens presents before Christmas is because on Christmas Day my mother-in-law bans presents. We spend a lot of time in church, making dinner and with eachother. This year we have a new baby in the mix (born last week!). - Jess from iPhone
Jess
Apparently I'm playing poker at the Griswalds ,-) - http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/apparen...
Apparently I'm playing poker at the Griswalds ,-)
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Jess
Ha! Probably not a good idea, Obama: - http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/ha-prob...
Ha! Probably not a good idea, Obama:
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Jess
You know it's hard times when the guy who used to sit in the cube next to yours is working the Salvation Army pot outside the grocery.
That might be something he likes to do this time of year - RAPatton from iPhone
A lot of people volunteer to help the Salvation Army with collections. - Anne Bouey
That's true. But since he has time to volunteer in the middle of the work day, that means he doesn't have another day job (he was laid off with me). Which sucks for all of us, because he is brilliant. - Jess
Jess
I have coffee. I have bagel. I have supreme knowledge of the legal implications of contracts. Bring it, final exam!
Good luck! - Shevonne
Go get 'em, tiger! - RAPatton from iPhone
Thanks for the vibes! I have a (better) feeling about this one. - Jess
Jess
All the despondent Florida Gator fans are making me smile. Yeah, I know. Not nice. (snicker)
They aren't going to be what they were, so they'll get used to it - RAPatton from iPhone
It's like the Queen died or something around here. The entire town is in mourning. - Jess
Jess
I HATE people and their fancy websites!!!! Just keep it simple, will ya?
Hmmmm... I like some sparkle depending on the site. - SAM
Werd! - imabonehead from Android
Some websites need that extra kick to them. - Mathew™ one of a kind
I hate the full Flash sites where I want to see a listing of all their products and I have to go through all their frou frou. Just give me the option for an indexed page with thumbnails, please. - Jess from iPhone
Any flash site automatically sucks. - Itachi
Jess
@Meryl333 Two down, two to go. Property went well, Crim Law not so much. Putting it behind me so I can nail Contracts & Torts this week =)
Nail the next two! - RAPatton from iPhone
I have to. I so afraid I'm going to flunk out after yesterday's mishap. - Jess
I bet you did better than you thought you did - RAPatton from iPhone
That's the general rule, so I hope it's true and not just something to prevent students from jumping off a bridge. However, this feeling of failure has stepped up my study game for the next two ,-) - Jess
aden
Today is payday, I just got handed *two* envelopes. Why? Because apparently we get yearly bonuses!!! This is the first time I have ever gotten a yearly bonus. And now I want to cry. Because I was worried about Christmas.
sweet!! - Jim Addz No Value
Excellent! - Jeremy (on vacation)
WOOHOO!!! - ha3rvey (Ho)^3
and I think I will treat myself to lunch. - aden
what great news - VAL D. Zone
That's awesome! Great way to start the holiday season. - Trish R
Nice! enjoy! - pea
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY... *takes deep breff*... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY - MASTER OF THE OBVIOUS
Hurray! I remember those -- it's especially nice when you aren't expecting it :) - Jennifer Dittrich
yay! so......how much? ;-) - Morgan Haley
morgan: just enough ;) - aden from fftogo
score! the last company i worked for that even PRETENDED to hand out xmas bonuses gave us paperweights in the shape of dollar signs. the base plate on mine fell off and i discovered it was hollow and full of scraps of metal that had been haphazardly welded into place with plumber's solder. this was pretty much the high point of my tenure with that company. :P - Joe Silence is not Satan
Wonderful! :) - Laura B.
I think this calls for a "bonus snail" of some sort. - Laura B.
Here Here! I second LB on "bonus snail" - MASTER OF THE OBVIOUS
I call thirds!!! I win!! :D - Bette Cooper
I love happy news. :) - Ayşe E.
aww congrats! i got one (my first and only) a few yrs ago and I WAS SO HAPPY even if it was like 200 bucks :) - Liz
Yay! - Tyson Key
Unexpected money is the best! - Rasmus Lauridsen
my bonus comes end of next week. i've had 2 very realistic dreams that it has already happened. 11 grand in one dream. 5 grand in the other. i'm hoping that dream #1 comes more true than dream #2... - Morgan Haley
Wow! I thought bonus days were early, 2000's. Good for you! - Jess
We used to... :( - JA Castillo
days like that erase all the negatives from the year and warm your heart a little ;-p - Robyn Hawk
Junebug (aka Sarah Jill)
What movies have you seen, but wish you could scrub from your brain? (Inspired by SAM and Anika)
Batman & Robin, the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Star Wars Eps 1, 2 and 3 - Alex Scoble
Boys Don't Cry. Se7en (sometimes). Starwars 1,2,3 (from Alex). - Jeremy (on vacation)
I'll say A Clockwork Orange. Good movie, but weird in the extreme. Blue Velvet is up there with it. - Junebug (aka Sarah Jill)
Oh yeah. That trilogy was awful. I guess this can either way. There are some that were just awesomely bad and others that have been nightmare inducing in their oddness. - Junebug (aka Sarah Jill)
Cloverfield. Hated that movie. - Junebug (aka Sarah Jill)
None, really. Most of the time even movies I dislike I'm not sorry I saw. - Jandy, ConcertMaven of FF
Ultraviolet. I stole that off of the internet, and still feel like someone should have paid me to watch it. - Jennifer Dittrich
Requiem for a Dream - SAM
I wouldn't scrub any either, though I could be persuaded to un-see some of the more gratuitously graphic horror movies of recent years. - LogEx
Hollywood Homicide, Coyote Ugly, A.I., Requiem for a Dream (right when I finished typing this one Scott's comment popped up!), any Tyler Perry movie, The Hulk, Spiderman, Dreamcatcher, A Boy and his Dog, Taxi Driver. Just off the top of my head. Oh yeah, Trainspotting. Spanglish. Magnolia. Two Lane Asphalt (?). - Admiral Anika
Eyes Wide Shut with Nicole Kidman and Tom. They should have left it as their homemade sex tape. - Jess
Jess
Just entered Mr. Peanut into a photo contest. Does this make me an annoying pageant mom? - http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/just-en...
Just entered Mr. Peanut into a photo contest. Does this make me an annoying pageant mom?
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He is so cute!!!! Floppy ears! - Shevonne
Only if you shiv other bunnies so he wins. :-D He's adorable! - Junebug (aka Sarah Jill)
Don't let that face fool you. We can him Lieutenant Evil for a pet name (he likes to eat freshly washed hair!) - Jess
krug95
Damn. Damn. Broke a piece of my 25 year old wedding Baccarat. Damn.
=( - Jess from iPhone
Jess
Tuesday's exam is 100% of my grade. 100%. I CANNOT commit to this! I have cold feet! Where's the bachelorette party? The damn honeymoon?
Oh man. That sucks big time. I don't even know what to say. I'm sure the same thing happened to me, multiple times, so I guess all I can say is, memorize memorize memorize and watch your time. It will creep away from you. - Cassandra
Best to you, Jess - Anna Haro
Thank you. I was very calm until an hour ago. Then it hit me all at once that WOW this is a big deal! - Jess
Jess
I need to find new tunes fast enough to burn-off cornbread stuffing and two helpings of pecan pie.
Start with Heavy Cross by Gossip - RAPatton from iPhone
Then move onto Parlez vous francais by Art vs. Science - Bryce Roney
Good stuff! RAP, is the rest of the album good? - Jess
Everything I've heard from it is good, but I've not studied it in detail; Jason Toney has though and digs it - RAPatton from iPhone
I assume you have Metric's Fantasies, but if not buy it ASAP - RAPatton from iPhone
I DON'T. Ahh, new music feels goooood. - Jess
Also Yeah Yeah Yeah's It's Blitz. And if you're looking for fast stuff and don't already have it, their Fever to Tell is great, too. - Jandy, ConcertMaven of FF
Got it! Now I want to go run again ,-) - Jess
Other 2009 tracks good for a workout: Fire by Kasabian, 1901 by Phoenix, Never Forget You by Noisettes, How You Like Me Now by The Heavy and Kiss with a Fist by Florence + The Machine - RAPatton from iPhone
Admiral Anika
5 hours later...my turkey is smoked and ridiculously juicy! - http://www.flickr.com/photos...
5 hours later...my turkey is smoked and ridiculously juicy!
Cutting it up soon to stow away for Thursday. Unfortunately, everyone is ready to eat it now and begging for more. - Admiral Anika from Bookmarklet
I am flying down there TONIGHT. *drools* - cecily
You know I have room for you, Cecily. - Admiral Anika
I want to go to there. - Derrick
That looks beautiful! Happy eating!!!! - Mary Carmen
lol I WANT TO GO THERE - Andrizzle Gizzle
WOW! - Carlos Ayala
Give me your meat... - Mo Kargas
That is torture! Why do you do it to yourself? (actually, cooking the bird early is a great idea!) - Jess
I had no choice. I had thawed the bird yesterday and everything I read said that I had to cook it NOW. I had planned on smoking it on Wednesday! - Admiral Anika
This looks so good I kind of want to kill myself. - Andrizzle Gizzle
Then you won't get to eat it fool!! :D - Mo Kargas
I ate it. - Adrian
Now tempted to go to Kroger - MiniMage TKDteacher of FF
I'm not going to get to eat it now! - Andrizzle Gizzle
Hehe, it's all gone... sorry AG! I'll save you a juicy burp... #iKidding - Adrian
Anika, you've launched a coup that may have just over-taken this pescaterian. *spudder-sput-pput-pffffff* DYSP! - Micah Wittman
That is one fiiiihhhhhhhhhhhhhne (fine) lookin' bird! - Mark "DerBingle" J
NICE - anna sauce
Gorgeous. - felicious
I'll take some now please. - Shawn Whitmire
ooowwwww - ★ Soner Gönül
Would you look at that! - Martha
That looks goooood - LANjackal
Looks delicious! - H0llywoodWh0re
mridul
Studying for tomorrow's test - Thermodynamics. It's full of working of fossil fuel fired turbines and energy cycles.
This makes me feel bad for complaining about studying Future Interests in Property. Yours sounds much harder! - Jess
Yes it was harder but I'm happy the paper was easy :) - mridul
Todd Hoff
Do you ever get the feeling times and temperatures in recipes are made up? Why 375 degrees? Why not 400, 378, or 295? Why 40 minutes? Why not 41 minutes, or 38 or 45? Has anyone ever tried all the different combinations to see what works best? But I dutifully put my bread in for 40 minutes at 374 degrees like a good little boy.
I'm not much for following recipes. They're good idea sparkers, but every oven, meat, and spice requires your own special touch. - Jess
chaz2b
What makes holidays special can kill pets - http://www.upi.com/Health_...
"The very things that make the holidays festive for people can make them fatal to pets, U.S. veterinarians warn. Dr. Ron DeHaven, chief executive officer of the American Veterinary Medical Association, says turkey, tinsel, greasy foods, mistletoe, Christmas trees, chocolates and baked goods are all things that can result in an emergency veterinary visit." - chaz2b from Bookmarklet
RIP Sir Flops A Lot (victim of our first Florida pesticide Christmas Tree) =( - Jess
Jess
The Dean of my law school just sent a message offering 20K to those of us finishing in the top 5%. That's a lot of turkey going to waste.
Seems to me the bottom 5% could probably use the money more. - Admiral Anika
It's scholarship money, not actual cash. So it's incentive enough for the bottom 5% to work their butt off this week. - Jess
Ah, I see. - Admiral Anika
Jess
So I purchase the same gift for each of my father's girlfriends, yes? Otherwise a cat fight may ensue (which could be amusing)...
did you ever know your father is my hero - RAPatton from BuddyFeed
The man never sleeps! - Jess
If they come in different colors, that would be an awesome way to see if the claws come out. ;) But yes, same gifts for both. - Cassandra
My father in law is an estate lawyer and has a client or two like this, and all gifts are bought in bulk and the same item is given to each girl - RAPatton from iPhone
Custom mugs or t-shirts! "Number 1 girlfriend" and "Number 2 girlfriend" (is number 3 back in the picture?). And then, say "I'll leave you guys to decide who gets which one." - Andrew C
These women out weigh and number me. I'm not gonna be the one to tick them off! I was thinking velvet yoga outfits in varying colors. My dad hates those ,-) - Jess
It's like the dad in "Must Love Dogs." hahaha - Shevonne
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