1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.' - Sally Church
2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.' - Sally Church
4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'
5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.' - Sally Church
6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.' - Sally Church
8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.' - Sally Church
9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?' - Sally Church
It's tough to fill 3000 hours of programming with commentary! - Bill Sodeman
Yeah, but the last one was a pearler. In the UK we call them 'Coleman Balls' after David Coleman, the commentator was always making them, much to the amusement of the audience - Sally Church
Maybe it has to do with the fact that I sometimes google for "Product X sucks" and then go read the forums that come up? Where Product X is a piece of technology? - Yuvi
YouTube used to be quite civilized until the rednecks and trolls discovered it - Dom
If they decide to start showing up, I plan to start blocking. - Jordan Hofker
@Jordan - You can block only till a certain limit. After that, you just pack up and leave. - Yuvi
@Yuvi: A limit coded into FriendFeed as to the maximum number of blocks a user can make, or the point at which one just gives up on fighting the junk? I'm thinking the latter; am I correct? - Voyagerfan5761
@Yuvi: Yay, I win! :D Sounds like what happened to me with YouTube comments. I never read them any more. Same with ICHC-network blog comments. Nothing much to read there, either. - Voyagerfan5761