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@astorrs Perhaps they devise or engineer conduct or beliefs?
@GrammarGirl @splatnuk Of all the arguments going on at my local Burger King, Whopper Jrs. vs. Whoppers Jr. is the least likely.
Whenever AT&T drops a call, they are edging ever closer to the "Telegraph" part of their name.
@robupham http://avsforum.com/ is a great resource, but not concise by any means. Great community, though.
@zuhl They're only sold in bundles with Jabba the Hutt outfits which are made from reall Hutt Fatt (tm) so they're hard to get a hold of.
@abigvictory Because you're STILL downloading something through the 33.6k modem attached to it?
@Texiwill @vRobM @ericsiebert Warfare Incorporated is on sale for $0.99: http://appshopper.com/games...
@lmacvittie To be literal, I always include the text on transparency with one white piece of paper.
@scottopia I can't wait to see how the @ComcastNBCUniversalCares Twitter account handles it.
@drummonds I believe arm floaties are acceptable in official competition.
Chunky Monkey, Now with Actual Monkey but Ironically Not Chunky at All™ #benandjerryfailures
@vRobM @sakacc No, but at 2:14am EDT August 29, 1997, it became self-aware.
Gabe & Max's 100 Seconds #2: Holiday Movie Preview - http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Gabe & Max's 100 Seconds #2: Holiday Movie Preview
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@flamingatheist So You Think You Can Safety Dance?
Here's a phrase that will make you relive the 80s or give you nightmares: It's Raining Men Without Hats. You're welcome.
@cockerham Does this VO make me look fat?
@linkdupont Bring back NOW Contact!
@gordonshumway NOW who's being Freudian? Wait. Me.
@scott_lowe Could you add jlobster@googlewave to whatever virt Waves you see as appropriate?
@scott_lowe @davegraham Thanks all/both.
@CynicalChris What's wrong with you? Don't you have any liquid nitrogen lying around?
@CynicalChris Oh right. You don't have kids, so you still use that area.
Great. Now we have to change the sign to "0 days without your kid choking on a lollipop for a holiday picture." Stupid OSHA rules.
Today I give thanks for friends, family, and carbs. Turkeys can fuck the hell off.
So how much more efficiently pissed should I be at the doofus who left their hybrid truck empty and idling at daycare?
C'mon, like Morgan Freeman could play the role of president of a country NOT threatened by a meteor.
@donttrythis Please don't try to fill up the White House with water in the name of science while you're there.
You know those people who get suckered in to an Onion article thinking it's real? My dad is now one of them.
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