The AMA has weighed in on the new health care plan. The Allergists voted to scratch it. The Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, - Janet

but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled "Over my dead body! - Janet

while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!' The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. - Janet

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter." The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward - Janet

but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. The Anesthesiologists thought the idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. - Janet

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington. - Janet

AWESOME!!! #badjokememe :-D - Ladybug Heather