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One of the people who came to my home opened up the window in the bathroom and I'm going to Sherlock Holmes this shit.

9 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

One of the people who came to my house opened up the window in the bathroom and I'm going to Sherlock Holmes this shit.

9 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

OH: "Dubstep is the new Al Green." -- @tnm

15 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

#ten14 baked goods, whiskey, and automatically boiled water.

20 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

A member of engineering, legal policy, and legal sitting together in a corner, quietly talking. Concerned but hopeful.

23 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @beatonna: living life fast and furious on the internet http://twitpic.com/8jlyz3

RT @beatonna: living life fast and furious on the internet http://t.co/Gu92GaeI

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

OH: "That should be a thing. Like 'strong hire', 'no hire' and then 'unfortunate hire' or just 'whoops'."

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The answer is apparently good enough that no one ever had to care about it.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I have a trivial BigTable question that no ex-Googlers I know can answer and that, honestly, I do not expect them to.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @al3x: In which a tech journalist admits that tech journalism is mostly bullshit: http://www.readability.com/read...

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Drinking an Earl Grey again. I'm basically Picard.

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Woman working the counter at Young's Korean BBQ uses "honey" like other people use periods. This is wonderful.

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I should probably be more upset they totally ripped off my great-grandmother. But MawMaw would have loved this pulled pork.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The biscuits at Cathead's BBQ are just like my family's. Think I'll be back many times.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @benwhatever: @jmhodges http://www.youtube.com/watch...

RT @benwhatever: @jmhodges http://t.co/wQEB2q1L

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Guys, check out my incredibly Unixy html templatizer! Hope pg comments on the Hacker News post. *fingers crossed* https://t.co/uRg8KG6C

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

If people are bitching about your downtime, that's a good thing. They are the ones that come back again and again. Now be down less.

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I have cleaned up code, and improved the performance of a system by removing futures and making threading explicit. This is unexceptional.

February 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @TwitterOSS: we are excited to contribute SPDY protocol support to the latest @netty_project release, enjoy! #opensource #netty http://netty.io/blog...

February 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Accidentally fed a flame war. My b.

February 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @kylekinane: Fernet is what taxidermists huff to forget what their job is.

February 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

OH: "That's Anglo-philia, not hipsterdom."

February 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

OH: "The night got away from me. I woke and found a burrito in my jacket pocket." -- @Truebe

February 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Step 1: Begin rapping "Gangsta's Paradise" but finish as "Amish Paradise".

February 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @mikebelshe: Firefox news on SPDY: http://hacks.mozilla.org/2012...

February 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Much love to @TheBIGCafeteria for the help.

February 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Flushing didn't fix it. Added a static route for the company vpn through my at home router. At least, I can work, I guess.

February 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Show up Tuesday for a Monday show and consider the nature of time.

February 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

People ask me why I have a upright mixer. They tell me I only need a hand mixer. But cookie dough is serious. http://twitter.com/jmhodge...

January 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Waiting at Mission Beach Cafe, some dude misidentified me as an algebraic topologist he knew. That's new.

January 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share