Charles Montgomery Burns, better known as Mr. Burns in the hit animated TV series "The Simpsons", got the most votes of any write-in candidate during last month's mayoral election in New York City. This gives me hope for humanity. (Really, I'm not being sarcastic.)
When Tiger Woods ran over that fire hydrant and then veered into a tree and needed to be rescued from the car it was a very good thing his wife was already chasing him with a golf club.
Goose Island 2009 Bourbon County Stout is BOURBONY, if that's a word. I figured a stout aged in bourbon barrels would have a little bit of bourbon flavor, but this beer tastes like it had two shots dropped into it.
Scandinavia: A place where healthcare is free, education is paid for, and if you mention God people think you're crazy. Sounds to me like Tokyo, Japan isn't the most futuristic place on the planet.
"What we've tried to do with Windows 7, whether it's traditional format or in a touch format, is create a Mac look and feel in terms of graphics." said Microsoft manager Simon Aldous. ... :).
Jason feels like the flu he thinks he caught this week is butting heads with the flu vaccine he got last week. The vaccine was not fully ready for this battle.