Joanna

Happy post-Valentine's day from Poopie Pants! http://twitter.com/joannie...

Valentine's day. 11pm. Just got off work. Miami tomorrow. Packing frantically!!!

I just got really excited because the walking foot stool just won the toy group at Westminster. #GoFluffies! #Pekingese

I love pekingese dogs because they look like moving foot stools.

Oh na na, what's my name?

I would make a terrible dog show judge. I want all the fluffiest, cutest dogs to win. Samoyeds, corgis, poms, frenchies, & huskies FTW!!!

Um wait, what? Adele is 23 years old?

RT @autocorrects: I wish Beyonce & Jay-Z would get on stage and present their baby to the world like Mufasa did in the Lion King. #Grammys

ragdoll: Whoops! - http://joannie.tumblr.com/post...

Everyone's tweeting abt Jeremy Lin & it's beginning to freak me out. Only bc I'm friends w/ his bro & sis-in-law. So close, but so far.

RT @nytimes: For Rentals, No Ceiling in Sight http://www.nytimes.com/2012...

Filmed and edited and cut together a video for a "sh*t ______ say" video. For work... #IGetPaidForThisYay

I am a coffee snob. This article will further fuel my snobbiness. http://newyork.timeout.com/restaur...

(via “Puppy Conan” is so cute it hurts) - http://joannie.tumblr.com/post...

And debauchery begins. I tell Jon everything about everyone.

Forgot to check into The Parlor while I was there because I was too busy with glasses of prosecco and bacon wrapped dates. I <3 happy hour.

Just put all I wanted into my shopping cart and then recoiled in horror at the price tag. #ShoppingOnlineIsScary

FART RISK. If you get on an elevator alone, fart, and make it to your floor without anyone getting on: YOU WIN. #StupidGameIdeas

Panda: going to jury duty me: oh! : i had that 2 weeks ago : ok panda : look highly suspicious : they won't pick you FanFan: lol me: ok panda, let's train you on looking suspicious : look left and right with shifty eyes FanFan: hahhhh : that's easy for me : I have small suspicious eyes - http://joannie.tumblr.com/post...

If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I will have to tell you: You have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day... - http://joannie.tumblr.com/post...

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Rhong Tiam Express (1/5) - http://www.yelp.com/biz...

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I like that I go to @JLin7's brother, Josh's, FB page and it's just a ton of posts about Jeremy. #OvershadowedByFamousSibling? :)

Just what we need, another racist a**hole, @petehoekstra, in government /sarcasm. Glad that I'll be able to vote for @Stabenow in November.

Obama’s Google Hangout Surprise Guest - CONAN on TBS (by teamcoco) - http://joannie.tumblr.com/post...

The Dog Strikes Back: 2012 Volkswagen Game Day Commercial (by Volkswagen) - http://joannie.tumblr.com/post...

Thank you @FedEx for having incompetent employees. Told me I had to put my sturdy packaging tube into a box. Yeah uh no.

Yeah Mario Manningham!!! #GoBlue! #GoGiants!

Sorry Giselle, no one was praying for your man. #GoGiants!