Today while I was walking back to my house, I saw a squirrel dragging a full pancake across the street. After a few minutes of struggling, he finally managed to get it up the tree. Well done squirrel. MLIA. - http://joannie.tumblr.com/post...
Two days ago, on Halloween, I opened the door to some trick-or-treaters. They were dressed as Dumbledore, Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Snape. They started making a ticking noise and proceeded to sing from the Mysterious Ticking noise. At the end, they all shouted “Boom” in unison and fell over. Another kid dressed like Voldemort came and finished the... - http://joannie.tumblr.com/post...