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Joe Silence is not dead
singer/songwriter/musician, former IT wage slave, father of two, mother of fsckerz, master of poppets and all-around pain in the arse. some day i will smile.
in other news, i've been off FF the past few days cos i fell in the shower. *insert prison joke here*
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messed up my back, left shoulder, right knee, severely pulled the muscle on the inside of my right thigh leading to the groin and also damned near gave myself a concussion. who the hell thought making the bathroom entirely from slippery tile graded to an undersized drain was a good idea?
- Joe Silence is not dead
Duuuuuuuuuuude... hope you're on the mend
- Johnny Worthington
Oh, man. Get well soon, dude.
- Ha3rvey (Free hugs!)
Ouch.
- Roberto Bonini
from iPhone
Oh no. I'm sorry :(
- joey
sorry Joe
- VAL D.
I've done that. It sucks in a big way.
- Jeremy
Hope your healing is speedy and complete.
- Jim Hearts FF
from iPhone
Oh my stars, hope you're feeling right as rain real soon, dude.
- Derrick
I have fallen into the tub backwards that was a bitch
- VAL D.
Oh, no! Feel better soon!
- Laura - Barry's figment
ouchies....hope you're feeling better soon...take it easy!
- Sascha Silberholz Wasek
Sorry Joe! It's not ruining your vaca in any way, is it?
- Helen Sventitsky
my cow is fine. :)
- Joe Silence is not dead
actually, it's stuck me in the house alot for the past half week, but i'm doing better.
- Joe Silence is not dead
Take care and mend quickly!
- Kurt Starnes
oh noes. hope you're ok now.
- AJ Batac
Love the cow joke! Don't actually speak Spanish or Portuguese - just extrapolating from vache in French. But here's hoping you and Bessie both feel better fast . . .
- MaryB, BrandingBroadOfFF
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photos of and from a friend of mine. strange to think i'm actually slightly older than he is. i wonder if i would have any silver or white in my beard if i was to stop shaving? my dad didn't til his early 50s.
- Joe Silence is not dead
Kuching, day 8: KFC here is basically just chicken-flavoured stool softener, apparently.
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Ouch.
- Ha3rvey (Free hugs!)
IT BURRRNS!
- Joe Silence is not dead
just cos you're my mother-in-law doesn't mean you have the right to "discipline" and otherwise brutalise/terrify my daughter, you insane old cow!
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been taking loads of photos while here in Malaysia, also some in Singapore. plan on taking more, too. wish there was a way for me to put them up, but this is a borrowed laptop and i don't think sticking my software on here would be considerate.
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i'll certainly put up plenty of good ones after my return, tho, so be forewarned: Uncle Silence will give his tedious slide show at month-end!
- Joe Silence is not dead
might even be a few anti-glamour shots of myself.
- Joe Silence is not dead
Kuching, day 5: hello again, and welcome to my sporadic ramble on life as a big fat American hiding out on Borneo.
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my new diet of spicy food and tropical fruit has reduced my poops to flaming baby food napalm.
- Joe Silence is not dead
everyone is coughing and staggering. everyone. everywhere. no one will admit they're sick, even the ones who can barely stand on their feet.
- Joe Silence is not dead
the mosquitoes here leave HUGE red welts on your skin that linger for days on end. there is talk of a malaria outbreak.
- Joe Silence is not dead
hot enough for ya?
- T. Brent, technopeasant
just like Houston in late August with the air conditioning turned off...except with torrential downpours and wild dogs roaming the streets.
- Joe Silence is not dead
seat belts are a foreign concept here, as is following the traffic laws and signals. additionally, it's been awhile since i've driven on the left-hand side or in a right-hand drive vehicle. CARS ARE TINY HERE.
- Joe Silence is not dead
how do they react to the giant in their midst?
- T. Brent, technopeasant
alot of staring. occasionally an insult in broken English. mostly i get alot of blatant stares. from groups, even...sometimes whole crowds. it's like they'd never seen a fat white guy 2 heads taller than they are. :P
- Joe Silence is not dead
oops, wife just snuck a snap of me typing feverishly away on The One Bright Post Of Man.
- Joe Silence is not dead
So... just how much is the Borneo Dept. of Tourism paying you for your promotional postings?
- Mark Jepsen
sod all.
- Joe Silence is not dead
HOOTERSTARE: frame 676 of the wedding reception photos, male guest making no effort to disguise the fact that he's checking out the bride's boobies.
so classy.
- Joe Silence is not dead
no, it wasn't me doing the staring.
- Joe Silence is not dead
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i performed, recorded, edited and assembled all of this except for the following:
- Joe Silence is not dead
Alissa Barthel of The Screaming Cherryblossoms sang the ghost girl vocals and a guy named Wing played the drum solo.
- Joe Silence is not dead
the little funk section in the middle was made using loops from the venerable Optigan. http://www.optigan.com/content...
- Joe Silence is not dead
Wow--this is scaring the hell out of me (in a good way).
- Rob Michael (Atmos Trio)
hello from Kuching (and my youngest sister-in-law's laptop)!
Helen Sventitsky, Mary Carmen, SAM and 4 other people liked this
it's like 9:15pm here on Tuesday night...my body has no idea wtf it's doing right now. :P
- Joe Silence is not dead
we ended up getting a Panasonic Lumix camera...10 megapizel, Leica lens, runs off of 2 AA. seems okay so far, but i have yet to crack the manual. i like it well enough so far.
- Joe Silence is not dead
*waves* good morning! :D
- Yolanda
OHAI! :)
- Joe Silence is not dead
Oh my... I don't even know where Kuching IS *geography fail*
- Mellissa Jane
weather is steamy here. rains alot in the early evening, this not this one for some reason. had kolo mee and some sweet coconut buns and Milo for breakie this morning. i forget lunch and dinner. we all slept like old pigs in the late afternoon. this may become a pattern!
- Joe Silence is not dead
Kuching is the capitol of Sarawak, which is a state of eastern Malaysia on the NW end of Borneo. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki... had to fly over the far south end of the South China Sea in the strait between where S'pore is and the western edge of Borneo. quick flight compared to the rest of the journey!
- Joe Silence is not dead
apparently the mosquitoes find my blood to be very tasty. worrisome cos this is the time of year for malaria!
- Joe Silence is not dead
gotta go, battery is down to 51%. kisskiss, pplz.
- Joe Silence is not dead
back again. it's 9:27am on wednesday here. boiling my bum still. kids are getting haircuts for the hot weather, later on we're off to the shops for things we couldn't pack with us in checked luggage. dotters seem to be getting on well with their cousins that they're meeting for the first time.
- Joe Silence is not dead
i was *just* thinking about you today!
- Mary Carmen
:) i plan on filling the 8GB SD card with loads of photos. already have a few of Singapore Changi and my fam and a few of my inlaws' house. oh, and a couple of really horrific self-shots which are SAFE FOR WORK...but not sanity.
- Joe Silence is not dead
i should probly start a new thread, really.
- Joe Silence is not dead
Hello from Singapore!
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Hello! :)
- Laura - Barry's figment
man, i had a dreadful flight. several, actually. hooboy, does my rear hurt. :P
- Joe Silence is not dead
i have 12 minutes left on this workstation before i get kicked off, btw.
- Joe Silence is not dead
Howdy!
- Spidra Webster
Congrats on making it... should be a really cool trip. Any culture shock so far?
- SAM
not much, i've been here before. next stop, Malaysia!
- Joe Silence is not dead
waving from Long Island
- VAL D.
Hope y'all have a great time! :)
- Laura - Barry's figment
right now we just finished having some late breakie and are off to buy a camera cos WE LEFT OURS AT HOME! D'OH!
- Joe Silence is not dead
*waves*
- Yolanda
also, there should be a law that bulkhead seats automatically go to families/parents with children under 2 years of age, and NOT aging hipsters who like to recline fully and crush your toddlers half to death while blasting Madonna and Orbital on their earbuds.
- Joe Silence is not dead
oh no Joe
- VAL D.
i hope everyone is leading reletively drama-free lives here, i'll be back on intermittently from M'sia as possible. it's all about the love! "*HUGS*
- Joe Silence is not dead
toooodles!
- Joe Silence is not dead
so, i'll be MIA for most (if not all) of the next 3 weeks. not going away for good, just heading off to the other side of the planet for a bit to alleviate my wife's homesickness and let our kids see their other grandparents.
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i may post a few times before i depart tomorrow, but probly not much.
- Joe Silence is not dead
Have a safe trip and I hope your flight isn't too bad!
- joey
thanks! i may post a bit from Singapore if i have any time cos there's free Internet at Changi, IIRC.
- Joe Silence is not dead
have a wonderful, safe trip, Joe!
- Helen Sventitsky
Have a great and safe trip! Enjoy :)
- Penny
Have a safe trip and Rock Asia.
- Spidra Webster
Have a great trip!
- Tamara
Have fun :)
- Andrizzle Gizzle
have a safe trip and enjoy your family........
- VAL D.
thanks, everyone! :)
- Joe Silence is not dead
You'll be missed. Safe trip!
- SAM
Hope your flight goes well for all. Have fun!
- Anne Bouey
Hope you all have a great time!
- Laura - Barry's figment
Be safe, have fun, take tons of pictures so I can live vicariously through you!!!
- FFing Enigma (aka Tina)
Have a great trip.
- cecily
Have a great trip!
- MaryB, BrandingBroadOfFF
Have a safe trip!
- Yolanda
Good journey, Joe! First chance you get to be online in Malaysia, post!
- Josh Haley
pleasant journeys! you come back now, y'hear!
- Jim Hearts FF
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this is the image i will carry with me across the world-spanning oceans of my gaping eye sockets.
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And you had to share your misery!
- Katie: Whelmed Overly
considering deleting this, actually...it's just too much.
- Joe Silence is not dead
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
- Josh Haley
no! #sorrymeme
- Josh Haley
Wow. That's just... wow
- Ha3rvey (Free hugs!)
boobie-eyes/bellymouth
- Joe Silence is not dead
GET YOUR MOOB-FACE ON
- Josh Haley
i don't think that's a dude, tho.
- Joe Silence is not dead
uh...
- Josh Haley
kinda weird..is that Johnny again uuugh!!! sigh
- Pam Gwenzi
I think it is well established that this is indeed a guy. Or many have been deceived. http://www.zazzle.com/moobs_m...
- Josh Haley
why the lipstick and eye makeup?
- Joe Silence is not dead
it's a mystery
- Josh Haley
ewww
- VAL D.
Hahaha
- Rodfather
whoa
- Sascha Silberholz Wasek
How many baboons could you take in a fight? (armed only with a giant dildo) Quiz - The Oatmeal - http://theoatmeal.com/quiz...
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Maybe two as long at their butts aren't involved.
- Anika
It tells me I could take 55. LOL The last question? Awesome.
- Anika
44 woot! Too funny, Anika.
- R1CC1
I could take 37.
- John (a.k.a. dendroica)
47.
- Michael R. Bernstein
Thusly armed, there are few members of H. sapiens who would not be given all they could handle by only *one* adult male baboon.
- Christopher A Carr
you laugh. this could happen. who's prepared?
- Duane
i don't have a giant dildo, so i am pretty much doomed.
- Joe Silence is not dead
A better tactic might be to bluff; attach the giant "marital aid" to your groin area, stand up tall, show your teeth, and make lots of noise. *OMG, that ugly hairless primate has an enormous pink penis! Run!*
- Christopher A Carr
Or, you may find yourself with a few new female primate friends.
- Victor Ganata
so what you're saying is i can't lose, right?
- Joe Silence is not dead
Apparently I can do 53. I consider that successful.
- tinypants - Hagitha of FF
I think that those baboons want to put that dildo on your...I would not fight with them, better run.
- Fernando Bergamaschi
If pleasuring a female baboon with a giant dildo is a win, I guess you're right DS :D
- Victor Ganata
46... and I agree about the last question.
- Harold
any port in a storm, lads!
- Joe Silence is not dead
It tells me 48. I call shenanigans on this.
- Ha3rvey (Free hugs!)
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"On Sept. 9, 2009 I experienced something that I still am having trouble believing happened to me. I came into the possession of a cassette tape containing a Beatles album that was never released. I dont expect you to believe what happened to me, I sure wouldn't, but thats why I grabbed the tape as proof that my experience was real."
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from Bookmarklet
some silly-ass mash-ups here, but mostly pleasant to listen to.
- Joe Silence is not dead
pretty nifty. I think they could have done a little better with the cover story. Rabbit hole? That one has been, uh, used.
- Josh Haley
half of this sounds more like a redacted ELO album than an alternate universe mid-1970s Beatles album.
- Joe Silence is not dead
well stated. I am on track 3 so far, but I can totally see that.
- Josh Haley
too much Big Crunchy Drums and Filter Fun, for one.
- Joe Silence is not dead
Alec Baldwin’s Daughter Gets Weezy Cake for Birthday, World Jealous | The Tripwire - http://www.thetripwire.com/news...
"Yep. The title is true. Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin’s daughter Ireland asked for, and, more importantly, received a Lil’ Wayne monument of a cake for her birthday. Needless to say, the youngster is probably the coolest kid in her grade, or at least, shooting up the ranks of the middle school social ladder. Of course, its Hollywood so lil Ireland Basinger Baldwin can’t be on top forever, oh no, not with competition like Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s daughter Tallulah, who was reportedly seen at the same Beverly Hills bakery ordering an Easy-E cake complete with fudge-sicle oozies and a chocolate jheri curl with double chocolate truffle oil Soul Glo…better let ya Soullll Glow."
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from Bookmarklet
*considers engaging in telephone scatalogia with his congressman's office*
who knew self-loathing could be habit-forming?
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in other news, i'm slipping into the pit of despair. good night, all you happy people.
- Joe Silence is not dead
if i may ask... when was the last time you made some music? often works for me...
- T. Brent, technopeasant
actually wrote something or just noodled around with an instrument?
- Joe Silence is not dead
either/or
- T. Brent, technopeasant
It definitely is habit forming. Stop right now. *HUGS*
- joey
i pulled out my old red Strat this week and had a blow at concert volume with my Fuzz Factory in tow. it was orgasmic.
- Joe Silence is not dead
oh, yeah...
- T. Brent, technopeasant
@joey: you are absolutely correct.
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*folds away into Pillowspace*
- Joe Silence is not dead
*flushes again*
- Joe Silence is not dead
LOL channeling zappa, again?
- T. Brent, technopeasant
almost constantly, i fear.
- Joe Silence is not dead
from IM: "if you notice a large wet stain emanating from this chat window, its just me being very very happy that i've found this particular tune."
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got crackin' on the packin' tonight. getting really keyed up and more than a little anxious about this trip now. mostly worried about what 3 weeks with the inlaws will be like THIS TIME, tho. :(
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oh crap, i'm falling behind! this is like going to the friggin' MOON!
- Joe Silence is not dead
You make their daughter happy and adorable grandchildren! What more could they ask for? (Don't answer)
- R1CC1
for me to be Chinese and rich, of course. :(
- Joe Silence is not dead
whoops, i missed the "Don't answer" part of your comment.
- Joe Silence is not dead
Of course.
- R1CC1
poop, the SD card in my digicam is only 1GB. might need to rectify that.
- Joe Silence is not dead
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lost two subscribers in as many days, i must be doing something right! #AsIfItMatters
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*takes machete to own posts*
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*SHINK* *gurgle*
- Mo Kargas
"CANNOLI FOR EVERYONE!!"
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kolo mee! gonna nom this as often as i can in the next few weeks!
- Joe Silence is not dead
Lived in Georgetown (Penang) for two months in 1996. Incredible food for breakfast, especially some of the cheap outdoor dim sum places.
- TheIndustryStandard
i'm headed back to Kuching for the second time. not looking forward to all the flying, but i think it'll be good staying there again (assuming everyone can get along).
- Joe Silence is not dead
something i ate has put me on the liquid-fuelled rocket sled to Hell.
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Ew. Hope your tummy settles down quickly.
- Yolanda
My, that's…um, imaginative. o_O
- Glen Campbell, B.A.
Er... *offers some Pepto*
- FFing Enigma (aka Tina)
might be the bug that's been going around.
- Josh Haley
from iPhone
@Yolanda: the combustion chamber and nozzle are further south, but thanks. :)
- Joe Silence is not dead
nooooooooottttttttttttt good
- VAL D.
God, do I feel your pain today. MofM!
- Helen Sventitsky
so i got it from Helen, apparently!
- Joe Silence is not dead
You mean you drank my colon-cleansing stuff? Damn, but are you a glutton for punishment!
- Helen Sventitsky
or someone laced my food with it. :P
- Joe Silence is not dead
my guts = target of opportunity
- Joe Silence is not dead
yikes yucky
- Sascha Silberholz Wasek
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