Maybe two as long at their butts aren't involved. - Captain Bubbles

It tells me I could take 55. LOL The last question? Awesome. - Captain Bubbles

44 woot! Too funny, Anika. - R1CC1

I could take 37. - John (a.k.a. dendroica)

47. - Michael R. Bernstein

Thusly armed, there are few members of H. sapiens who would not be given all they could handle by only *one* adult male baboon. - Christopher A Carr

you laugh. this could happen. who's prepared? - Duane

i don't have a giant dildo, so i am pretty much doomed. - Joe Silence is not dead

A better tactic might be to bluff; attach the giant "marital aid" to your groin area, stand up tall, show your teeth, and make lots of noise. *OMG, that ugly hairless primate has an enormous pink penis! Run!* - Christopher A Carr

Or, you may find yourself with a few new female primate friends. - Victor Ganata

so what you're saying is i can't lose, right? - Joe Silence is not dead

Apparently I can do 53. I consider that successful. - tinypants - Hagitha of FF

I think that those baboons want to put that dildo on your...I would not fight with them, better run. - Fernando Bergamaschi

If pleasuring a female baboon with a giant dildo is a win, I guess you're right DS :D - Victor Ganata

46... and I agree about the last question. - Harold

any port in a storm, lads! - Joe Silence is not dead

It tells me 48. I call shenanigans on this. - ha3rvey (needs soup)