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Jody Reale

Jody Reale

Writer, humorist, mom, wife, dog person, and work avoidance expert--not necessarily in that order.
@BoulderBusiness Hi! Boulder sm. biz holiday gift tip: Check out @Bijouxinabox
I'd give a thousand dollars to breathe through my nose.
And it's official. My favorite email subject line of all time has to be, "Are you there, Webmaster? It's me, Dumbass."
If anyone's looking for a time machine, it's inside the social security office. It's like 1953 in there. (Now serving: Someone else.)
If I could make one change in the world, it would be to teach people to STOP USING REPLY ALL.
@shrdlu So Wrong would make the perfect title to my memoir.
5 y.o. is explaining how Queen's "We Will Rock You" lyrics go. Apparently I've been singing it wrong for the past 30 years.
If you dont' like Seth Godin's books, you probably will like the ones he recommends: (November) http://www.squidoo.com/Novembe...
@electricrider You are a wise man. And from the sound of it, surprisingly tolerant, too.
If Thanksgiving dinner has taught us anything, it's that old maternity pants come in handy once a year.
If YouTube has taught us anything, it's that regular people don't look like movie stars, reality stars, or anyone in any magazine.
@uselessknowledg is now following me on Twitter. It's also been following me everywhere else, too.
Seriously considering taking @dawnkie 's advice and trying to find a place to use the slogan "Put 'er There."
@Babyswags Thanks! I'll make sure @Bijouxinabox gets your info.
Welcome to Bijoux in a Box | Fun, Affordable and Fabulous - http://bijouxinabox.com
A really great assortment of beading kits for kids and adults. Make bracelets, necklaces, holiday decor, earrings, and other beaded jewelry and projects without spending a lot of time or money. Kits are organized by color palette, theme, or age group, and make more than one piece per kit. Perfect for the holidays! - Jody Reale
Spoiler Alert: When Pony Boy meets King Midas in The Outsiders II, he knows he'll be able to keep his promise to Ralph Macchio.
I'm learning by doing. This should end well.
@ColleenLindsay Believe it or not, finding the lyrics is what the Internet is for.
FYI: Google Voice is actually proving useful.
RT @clintavo @gapingvoid Ask Yourself, "What can I do to make my customers' lives more interesting and meaningful?" http://links.fineartstudioonline.com/links...
Is it me, or do the Word of the Year announcements get dumber each year? (Really? "Unfriend" is the best you people could do?)
Maybe the person who said "Living well is the best revenge" just didn't know about the plastic wrap under the toilet seat trick.
I try not to add while I'm dead tired. Carrying the three just seems like way too much lifting.
His given name is Alex, but his cult name is Assumes Fairies Replace the Toilet Paper Roll. I'm calling the SWAT team.
"You love sweets," said the psychic. I said, "Wow, you're good." She said, "You've got chocolate on your cheek."
"Look on the bright side," she said. "Your corpse pose is excellent." "There's just one problem," I said. "We're not doing yoga."
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My one excuse for eating BBQ immediately after boot camp is: "Look at me, my ribs are showing." And then I apologize.
Kill Your Lunch Hour with "Zen and the Art of Making Food Your Kid Won't Eat:" http://kylh.blogspot.com/2009...
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