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Jody Reale

Jody Reale

Writer, humorist, mom, wife, dog person, and work avoidance expert--not necessarily in that order.
If Babs Walters asked me what kind of tree I'd be, I'd say an ash, so that if I were ever in a forest fire, I could keep my name.
#JSYK (just so you know): It's not better to ask for forgiveness than permission.
#JSYK (just so you know) a #FF mentioning yourself 6 times gets you unfollowed, specifically, by me.
@bettersafetynet when you answer the phone, do you ever hear "Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"
This just in: Sarah Palin can see her political career from her kitchen.
RT @shrdlu Live-tweeting my Brazilian: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Live-tweeting my haircut: Oh, shit...
Following on the success of needle exchange programs, I'm turning my attention to the real problem: Haystacks.
@heathercapri I usually need a power nap after Lucille's.
@latoga Nice! I was raised by a woman with a silk thumb.
North Boulder Wildlife Sightings - http://highrground.com/2009...
After pretending to forget to water my silk plants, they all faked their deaths. Now I've got to dye them all brown. Sigh.
Three deer, no headlights: http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Three deer, no headlights: http://tinyurl.com/nwbzqx
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@datilcowman Yes, dessert is a dish best served first.
Even if life were long, I say we still eat dessert first.
RT @emoltzen iPhone calorie counters are awesome if you meet one basic system requirement: caring.
@swoodruff I knew you were going to say that.
@derekscruggs I won't take that as a hint.
In the spirit of "there are no dumb questions," I'm wondering, why isn't the new book, Free: The Future of a Radical Price, um, free?
alidejohn on Etsy - ali dejohn - http://www.etsy.com/shop...
alidejohn on Etsy - ali dejohn
These are the sweetest little children's barrettes I've ever seen. - Jody Reale
Live-tweeting my manicure: Oops.
I'm live-tweeting my dental appointment: Aareehhrhhf saslssh hahhf areaghh.
Browsing these little barrettes by my friend Ali: http://www.etsy.com/shop...
My laptop is acting funny, which was my cue to beg it not to break up with me.
And, after reading further, congrats to Kevin Smokler, CEO of @book_tour, on his engagement. (I really must learn to scroll.)
Congrats to Kevin Smokler, CEO of @book_tour, an Amazon investee.
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