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Jody Reale

Jody Reale

Writer, humorist, mom, wife, dog person, and work avoidance expert--not necessarily in that order.
RT @TamelaBuhrke: The Colorado Writers Daily is out! http://paper.li/TamelaB... ▸ Top stories today via @jodyreale @charmedseed @lisacall @ndorphinaddict
RT @ihenpecked: Today is looking up. Not that Friday really gives a crap what I think.
Do you love shelter mutts like I do? Send one a valentine at http://www.boulderhumane.org/animals...
Help me #givewings to @BeUnreasonable #women entrepreneurs. Support the Marketplace: https://marketplace.unreasonab..."
RT @toddlevin: If you ever need to flush me out of a branchdavidian compound, just play 30 seconds of "Sussudio."
RT @matthewjsimmons: He's 50, and also 28 years beyond his weird, short-lived dolphin fetish. #HappyBirthdayAxl
Adjustment Bureau, Mary Poppins and Wizard of Oz teach us that sometimes all you need to do great things is an accessory.
My dog saw his shadow this morning, which means 6 more weeks of leg-humping.
Does the world really need another conference? Vote now: http://www.linkedin.com/osview...
RT @JohnFugelsang: I'm glad Rev Pat Robertson now supports decriminalizing Cannabis because that's the only way I can watch 'The 700 Club.'
And oh: Don't drive on the railroad tracks!
Which #puppybowl team are you rooting for: the Pawtriots or the New Yorkies? And will everyone wear a helmutt? (I'll stop now.)
This is Major Tom to ground control: Does this silver lamé jumpsuit make my butt look big?
I said, "No thanks, I'm good." @loftliterary #6wordmemoirs
RT @hodgman: Santorum is amazed to be standing in the final four. Also says he did not come here to make friends, looking forward to next rose ceremony.
Watching the family watching Mrs Doubtfire with rapturous expressions explains why I'll never be able to watch art films until after 11:30.
RT @JennyPentland: "Whose tooth is this on the counter?"- things heard in a meth lab or my house.
WTH? It's like shoe designers aren't going to be happy until women are actually en pointe in their creations.
RT @ZoltanMS: Do the life forms growing on the food between the seats & the center console qualify you for the carpool lane?
We're reading When a Pet Dies by Mr. Rogers, which makes me sad in 2 ways: 1 I miss our dog Lou, and 2, I miss Mr. Rogers.
Jefferson Parkway has hit Another Pothole - http://highrground.com/2011...
RT @TerryBain: Man cannot live on coffee and bagels alone. Unless that's all there is. Okay. We'll make do.
Went there, did that, bought the tee shirt that said, "been there, done that, bought the tee shirt." #meta
I'm explaining that adopting an old dog isn't just a mitzvah, it's a muttsvah. #groan
The day they passed out work, I thought they said "quirks," and said, "Just give me everything." Ugh.
I don't know from mistletoe, but I expect a damn kiss if I'm standing under the cameltoe.
Well OF COURSE I'm impressed by your "In Dog Beers, I've Only Had One" tee shirt.
I was saying "Twitter." She thought I was saying "clitoris." Note to self: find out later how--and why--Grandma has so many followers.
Apparently, all you have to do to find music videos on MTV is wait until 2 AM. #whoknew?
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