rob_sheridan: HEY TWITTER I HAD TOO MUCH CAFFEINE LET'S FUCKIN DO THIS LET'S TWEET SOME SHIT I'M GONNA FILL UP ALL ONE HUNDRED FORTY CHARACTERS TACO PANTS - http://twitter.com/rob_she...
shitmydadsays: "Valentine's day is bullshit. Our DNA demands we fuck each other, so if you need a holiday to talk your wife into screwing you, it's over." - http://twitter.com/shitmyd...
chingchong: Clearing out work computer in preparation for new gig. Found to-do list with only one item on it: "Netflix - ELF?" - http://twitter.com/chingch...
buzmcgrath: if you hear a riff on the next @Unearthofficial record that sounds like R.C. PRO AM its because its the riff from R.C. PRO AM - http://twitter.com/buzmcgr...
austinkleon: One of the keys to “success” in our culture is a willingness to repeatedly humiliate one's self in public. - http://twitter.com/austink...
oso: @cindylu @g5member That's true. Next time, definitely vaseline on the balls. Gotta keep those boys lubed and protected. - http://twitter.com/oso...
blufftoniancom: Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labor in freedom. -Albert Einstein - http://twitter.com/bluffto...