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I think not - Joe Clark

…You don't buy them to educate your kids. You buy them because a) you're lazy; and b) you're tired; and c) you know they will hypnotize your kids and turn them into zombies, which means that, for at least a few minutes, those little fuckers will shut the fuck up and stop screaming and running around and ruining the house and basically driving you batshit crazy’ - Joe Clark

Copy-edited HTML version for posterity - Joe Clark

I’ll be the judge of that - Joe Clark

‘Power, Corruption & Lies’ to appear on British postage - Joe Clark

Nice, though - Joe Clark

You mean “had.” Nonetheless - Joe Clark

‘The 26-year-old Huerta survived a brutal upbringing (didn’t they all? I’ve yet to read a fighter interview that started, “Well, both my parents were Doctors, but I felt getting punched in the head was a safer career path”) to achieve above-average success in the UFC’ - Joe Clark

…in which case they are excellent. Because every single time you stop in your Zonda or your Murciélago you will be surrounded by a gaggle of swooning men and boys. So if you have one, you will be able to find a mate without making the dreary trip to Brighton’ - Joe Clark

Universal or inclusive design just means design for certain kinds of disabled people - Joe Clark

And now they‘re thinking of getting hitched. Modernism works! - Joe Clark

Tofurky not the winner - Joe Clark

I.e., depressed intellectual left-wing Parkdalians on film - Joe Clark

‘A Strong, Action-Driven Stance to Destroy Design Contests and Crowdsourcing. Merely skitching behind the beat-up pickup truck that is NOSPEC... isn't going to cut it from AIGA anymore. Neither is talk. Action is required on behalf of all designers to protect our craft and business model from idiots, sycophants, and villains. As the number-one crisis we face down out here in the trenches, I expect an organization whose stated goal is the promotion of good design to be out front with sword and shield in hand’ - Joe Clark

November 25 in London - Joe Clark

Still an ass-backwards idea - Joe Clark

Also: Not Littleminx - Joe Clark

+1 - Joe Clark

And not black as in aboriginal - Joe Clark

1 to 9, mostly - Joe Clark

1 to 9, mostly - Joe Clark

I suppose she’s got to be doing something - Joe Clark

OMG - Joe Clark

Don’t make me go to a Web site to “finish reading” a print article - Joe Clark

Stellar “writeup,” as idiots call them - Joe Clark

Stellar “writeup,” as idiots call them - Joe Clark

And now they’re eBaying bobsleds - Joe Clark

So now maybe Weisblott will stop telling us it’s about to launch. AND STOP COMPLAINING GENERALLY - Joe Clark

mathowie sees himself in ‘Julie & Julia’ - Joe Clark

A bet against me is a losing bet. Believe it - Joe Clark

Limiting his exposure to curmudgeons will prove to be difficult when he lives one block away from me. Then again, he’s fully capable of ignoring me at a one-foot radius - Joe Clark

Like not moderating comments - Joe Clark