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Michael W. May

Michael W. May

mwm aka joffi aka joffi222 aka Wo-man aka wafer | mushy, batshit, odd, optimistically emo, nerd hipster, silly boy, tease | Google Voice: 231.335.7696
Can ducklips go away now? Please? Pretty please? *bitchlips* #bitchlipswasalwaysbetteranyways
Splain me the difference. Really. I think I was out sick that day and I am totally confused on the subject. - t-ra: lose,find,repeat from Android
Bitchlips is far less exaggerated, usually one side a bit more than the other, with a look that says something more like it's namesake followed by "please" (instead of looking like you've blown up 99 luft balloons whilst sucking vinegar betwixt blows) - Michael W. May from Android
Or as the father of bitchlips once said: https://mobile.twitter.com/geekand... - Michael W. May from Android
haha. - Derrick
Aww, let the kids play, grumpy old man. - Pixie
Just posted a photo @ Harvest Health http://instagram.com/p...
Just posted a photo @ Harvest Health http://instagram.com/p/m_GQXnC07Y/
Forgot to share this the other day @ White Cloud Park w/ @ambertides #flood2014 https://twitter.com/Joffi...
Forgot to share this the other day @ White Cloud Park w/ @ambertides #flood2014 http://t.co/He2eH0jxO3
People watching ♥ (@ Grand Rapids Public Museum - @grmuseum w/ @ambertides) https://foursquare.com/joffi...
People watching ♥ (@ Grand Rapids Public Museum - @grmuseum w/ @ambertides) https://foursquare.com/joffi/checkin/5352a6af498e108c1ce1bd06?s=p6khiBOn07VWBhO1irljlS5DPVA&ref=tw
Breakfast and laughter (@ Tower Club Lounge w/ @ambertides) http://4sq.com/1kM1Oau https://twitter.com/Joffi...
Breakfast and laughter (@ Tower Club Lounge w/ @ambertides) http://4sq.com/1kM1Oau http://t.co/2nIoPsUfbj
Carriage ride through downtown http://instagram.com/p...
Carriage ride through downtown http://instagram.com/p/m85H2aC09p/
Look how happy you guys look. <333 - Tamara J. B. from FFHound(roid)!
Extended Birthday weekend extravaganzas, a few days before my birthday, with my Beloved *snoopydance* I love her. so. much. #luckyboy
*nosekiss* - Pixie
get a room, you two. oh wait ... - MoTO Moca Blend
Church time (@ Raceway Rotary Park w/ @ambertides) http://4sq.com/1lOcmWi https://twitter.com/Joffi...
Church time (@ Raceway Rotary Park w/ @ambertides) http://4sq.com/1lOcmWi http://t.co/ix9bkl1zIq
My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Charlotte Martin (13), Blues Traveler (12) & A Fine Frenzy (11) #mwmradio http://www.tweekly.fm/twitter...
My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Charlotte Martin (13), Blues Traveler (12) & A Fine Frenzy (11) #mwmradio http://bit.ly/lEkjKl
I earned 5255006 points (#25273) and 11044 results (#17596) by donating over 4 years (#26869) of cpu time to WCG http://www.worldcommunitygrid.org/
Thought Mom Mary Mom and Aunt Rita would enjoy this one. http://fb.me/331WlTSqK
Senate Republicans Block Paycheck Fairness Act http://huff.to/1i1vtva Those men know what's best for women, right? Right? No debate needed.
Senate Republicans Block Paycheck Fairness Act http://huff.to/1i1vtva Those men know what's best for women, right? Right? No debate needed.
I checked off 67 out of 100 things on the Lazy List! How Lazy Are You Actually? http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbel... via @buzzfeed
I checked off 67 out of 100 things on the Lazy List! How Lazy Are You Actually? http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/how-lazy-are-you-actually via @buzzfeed
My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Stars (16), Ambrosia Parsley (15) & Enya (12) #mwmradio http://www.tweekly.fm/twitter...
My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Stars (16), Ambrosia Parsley (15) & Enya (12) #mwmradio http://bit.ly/lEkjKl
I just pledged on Meiko: New Album Pre-Order http://www.pledgemusic.com/project... @PledgeMusic #mwmradio
I just pledged on Meiko: New Album Pre-Order http://bit.ly/1ixnxkV @PledgeMusic #mwmradio
This reads like a King of the Hill episode... http://fb.me/6w6DVvxWE
This reads like a King of the Hill episode... http://fb.me/6w6DVvxWE
Reading glasses @ White Cloud, Michigan http://instagram.com/p...
Reading glasses @ White Cloud, Michigan http://instagram.com/p/mMacaFC0z5/
*cheekkiss* - Pixie
*nosekiss* - Michael W. May
I earned 5255006 points (#25002) and 11044 results (#17411) by donating over 4 years (#26679) of cpu time to WCG http://www.worldcommunitygrid.org/
My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Dashboard Confessional (163), Tori Amos (32) & Sade (14) #mwmradio http://www.tweekly.fm/twitter...
My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Dashboard Confessional (163), Tori Amos (32) & Sade (14) #mwmradio http://bit.ly/lEkjKl
Yes. - Jenny H.
I earned 5255006 points (#24968) and 11044 results (#17354) by donating over 4 years (#26647) of cpu time to WCG http://www.worldcommunitygrid.org/
Thank you for living a life of loving example, Grandma Saunders. My the next one bring you the joy you seek. You are missed already. *love*
*hugs* - Tamara J. B.
Thanks, y'all ♥ - Michael W. May from Android
**hugs** - Jennifer Dittrich
*hugs* - Laura
(((MWM))) - Jenny H. from Android
I am so sorry for your loss. - Stephen Mack from iPhone
So sorry. - lris
Sorry, MWM. *hugs* - Lisa L. Seifert from iPhone
Letting the chef cook tonight and relaxing as we can (@ Blue Cow Cafe w/ @ambertides) http://4sq.com/1h4gjR8 https://twitter.com/Joffi...
Letting the chef cook tonight and relaxing as we can (@ Blue Cow Cafe w/ @ambertides) http://4sq.com/1h4gjR8 http://t.co/Ns6MhkoqCa
4 of 5 stars to If This Isn't Nice, What Is? by Kurt Vonnegut http://www.goodreads.com/review...
4 of 5 stars to If This Isn't Nice, What Is? by Kurt Vonnegut http://bit.ly/1f8gTxq
My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Enya (15), Clannad (7) & Janine Stoll (4) #mwmradio http://www.tweekly.fm/twitter...
My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Enya (15), Clannad (7) & Janine Stoll (4) #mwmradio http://bit.ly/lEkjKl
Hat hair me, fuzzy edition @ White Cloud, Michigan http://instagram.com/p...
Hat hair me, fuzzy edition @ White Cloud, Michigan http://instagram.com/p/l-nw54i08c/
I may always need to repost this. http://fb.me/112ACN9KQ
Pixie and the frozen shoreline (@ Pere Marquette Park Beach w/ @ambertides) http://4sq.com/1r83HRU https://twitter.com/Joffi...
Pixie and the frozen shoreline (@ Pere Marquette Park Beach w/ @ambertides) http://4sq.com/1r83HRU http://t.co/79Vy1q6EZy
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