Apparently, from my very unscientific sampling at the local Subway - modern country music is comprised of lots of references to idyllic small town life and/or female revenge fantasies and a lot of autotune.
Based on Wednesday's time trials, it looks like Waif will be running in an Invitational next week in Saginaw as part of the 4X400 relay team. This will mean an excused absence from classes. And Papa and Wife trying to get the day off. #proudpapa#diaryofadesperatedad