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Jenny just pointed out to me that we got married two weeks ago. My memory is getting terrible!
Special exclusive news for my dear TTs… Jennifer Wade and I are going to get married!
My dearest twats, am filming Spud2 in South Africa, a sweet and fun movie. @gazzalon will post some pics...
giao - chamberlain from iPhone
As I'm always thinking of my dear twatty fans, here is a lovely photo of Camilla and me (note the likeness)... http://twitter.com/JohnCle...
Wishing you all a wonderful St. Otto's Day...
For all my Aussie friends, help me hunt down the Beerfairies... http://www.youtube.com/watch... @CanadianClubAus
For all my Aussie friends, help me hunt down the Beerfairies... http://t.co/pBq2gHn9 @CanadianClubAus
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In answer to the numerous tweets, yes, I did kick Garry @gazzalon on his birthday, and we both felt much better for it.
Met a lovely man at dinner - a soothsayer!Told me things he could not possibly know.Scotland Yard use him.His website Peter Lee Clairvoyant.
Our travelling companions in Dubai.... http://twitter.com/JohnCle...
Jenny's holding a hot water bottle... Only girl in Dubai finding 50° too cold!
Here's a photo @gazzalon took of Jenny and me in the dressing room at the Dubai theatre... http://twitter.com/JohnCle...
My darling twats have recovered from the Oz tour, only to be on tour again, this time in Dubai...Spreading cheer in this dreary world...
#beerfairy they really are a belching bunch...
Thank you, all you Applettes for visiting my store last night... For those of you who couldn't make it: http://itunes.apple.com/gb...
My darling twats, don't say I'm not doing my best to brighten your humdrum lives.... http://www.apple.com/uk... do pop by @gazzalon
Have stayed up very late, singing, dancing, and cutting my toe nails - not necessarily in that order...
Just about to go on stage - 52nd show! Here's the photo @gazzalon just took of me, and Ross Solly... http://twitter.com/JohnCle...
My dearest twats, I have been neglectful of you lately... But have been busy amusing Australians. Will have lazy @gazzalon post a photo...
THIS FORUM IS DEAD. PLEASE VISIT JOHN'S NEW FORUM. LINK BELOW. - http://cleeseblog.com/Vanilla...
Happy Birthday, Thomas Hayward. Unfortunately he's dead, he would have been 177 today. Only a year younger than me...
Who said that Fish Slapping was dead... @gazzalon let us know if you can play it... http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Who said that Fish Slapping was dead... @gazzalon let us know if you can play it... http://t.co/VwQw6E3A
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Backstage at The Project.... Tune in! http://twitter.com/JohnCle...
Loving the audiences in Newcastle, and such a beautiful theatre... Last night here tonight, then Melbourne. Have added an extra show there.
Well, well, well. More wonderful things from Python - our new iPad App is out today: Monty Python: The Holy Book of Days
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