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My personal best is 3135 metres, but I’m very, very silly
Looks like I’ll be performing the Ministry of Silly Walks after all… check out the app here I'm feeling sprightly!
RT @hackinginquiry: Society of Editors: ‘verdicts show there was never anything wrong’ #hackingtrial
Which funny guy, Ian Hislop or Steve Coogan, *really* stands up for free expression? A serious analysis Please share
Fancy joining what may be the worst run fan club in the world? The needs you. #montypythonlive #pythonspamclub
Fancy joining what may be the worst run fan club in the world? The needs you. #montyoythonlive #pythonspamclub
I am pleased to introduce Developing Global #Compassion: A webisode series by @PaulEkman & @DalaiLama!
Hilarious documentary - One Rogue Reporter - turning tables on the tabloids,with Rich Peppiatt Highly recommended
I am hoping the Sunday Times will be compiling an 'Interesting List '. I'm curious if any of the Rich People will be on it.
I am sorry for my behaviour on Alan Carr last night. My wife's friends tell me I am falling too much under her influence
I recommend an excellent book about people who feel no guilt for their wrong actions.It's written by philosopher Aaron James : 'Assholes'
In Spring, my best haikus always seem to have one syllable too many
Still in Sydney...watching the ceremony. Very moved.Just want to say...Thanks Anzac
Apparently Paul Dacre,Editor of the Daily Mail,was rude to somebody in the last couple on months. I've asked the DM if they can confirm this
What a pathetic story.When the Mail rang my PR guy they had NO IDEA when the 'incident' had happened ! Watch out for more desperate crap
As I support Hacked Off,Daily Mail desperate to find nasty stories about me and my family.Do please feel free to help them
In response to the news that flesh will be revealed at the Python Reunion, I’ve started getting into shape.
Hotel security man tells me that in some hotels staff tip off paps when 'celebrities' arrive Reward for name of pap who hassled me
Pap photographed me in bar of Langham Hotel.Where were security ? Anyone know his name ?
Thinking of opening a 'Made in Russia' shop.Vodka,caviar,dolls...any other suggestions ?
There are still tickets available for the Last Night of the Pythons on July 20th from Ticketmaster and the O2.Hurry now to beat the touts
Here is a sneak peak at a new song for the O2 shows. "The Silly Walks Song"
What a treat! Don't forget tickets for our final show go on sale at noon tomorrow #montypythonlive
Re Putin : Napoleon once said " Never interrupt an enemy when he is busy making mistakes"
Is it Press Censorship when the Press are doing the Censoring?
To Whomever: Please stop deleting my threads -
Hey John! - chamberlain
John, can you please stop pretending that your threads are just imports from Twitter? - Roux
Many thanks to Eric for his lovely blog commemorating 50 years of friendship.
Chicago! my offspring, @CamillaCleese, is doing stand up at @ChiLaughFactory tonight w/ the hilarious @realmikeyoung headlining- 8&10PM!
Explanation required: Someone made the comment. I said yeah we should tweet that – sarcastically. Misunderstood
Oscar’s defence will be that he was absolutely legless at the time.
Pretty sure her body isn't yet cold........ - Johnny
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