John Foster

posted an entry on johnplanet:

PG Porn - all the set up, none of the sex

1 hour ago - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“@FixedR6 PG Porn ruled... uh, it was like hard to watch at first and then OMFG I cannot stop telling people about it! http://bit.ly/3ES8iF”

1 hour ago - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“judging MacMod.com entries. some are ugly. others are wonderfully cool. a few are.... no words really. everyone needs to learn soldering.”

3 hours ago - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“thanks @DanDrusch there's a SF local version of The Onion. can't get over how cool, useful & funny the dead tree version is 3 years later.”

9 hours ago - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“gaa.... what difference does 32 minutes make? and no, I couldn't hear my phone ringing with headphones listening to something else....”

12 hours ago - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“@jeffleblanc h20melon doesn't judge well for some reason. they get hung up on "vegetable" or that it isn't more Jolly Rancher. next time...”

yesterday at 7:44 pm - Link

posted an entry on johnplanet:

fart jokes are always funny

yesterday at 5:04 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“Rumor has it that H20melon is almost gone. As in the last of season! Get to 21a.”

yesterday at 11:46 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“Seek out a printed copy of this weeks The Onion from 1783. Highlights: salt cake, dueling report, mule deaths. Ben franklin. Brilliant.”

Saturday at 10:01 pm - Link

posted two messages on Twitter

“@telcoserf MBT is morphing into something else. there is ONE last show before transmogrification "calvin style!" details will be twittered.”

Saturday at 10:48 am - Link

“why won't the OSS guys fix their damn bugs? or document solving the problem in a forum after asking. usually the only clue left is KTHXBYE!”

Saturday at 10:44 am - Link

posted two messages on Twitter

“@domster new stuff is in the can but getting out the door has been like cat herding. really, I'm trying....”

Friday at 5:46 pm - Link

“@chrisWhite the OBF episode is botched all the way to the source thanks to my whack MacBook Pro. there is no way to fix it.”

Friday at 5:45 pm - Link

posted an entry on johnplanet:

the final countdown

Friday at 12:55 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“the plane to GABF goes whoosing without me. good thing there are more planes.”

Thursday at 10:37 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“phone is found. so is my server. that took WAY too long to understand.”

October 8 at 1:25 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“@bluehun think I forgot my phone. did you find one at the end of the night?”

October 8 at 11:40 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“best way to get rid of stress is to delete the unmovable deadline. people stop freaking out knowing that you aren't going away for one day.”

October 7 at 11:20 am - Link

posted two messages on Twitter

“you say KM, I say MI. you say Loonie, I say a buck. you say YYZ and I say ROCK! yeah, that will never work.”

October 7 at 8:05 am - Link

“@NikolHasler it better not be Thursday. Otherwise there WOULD be a wrench in things.”

October 7 at 7:56 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“The marina people left their money and took their loud.”

October 6 at 10:54 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“opps... diverted.”

October 6 at 5:04 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“Day 8 with no car screams how fast can you get to the office? Evidently not fast enough. here's my ride!”

October 6 at 8:16 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“the "new shows" got my attention today. About damn time... So much work todo to make it happen by Tuesday.”

October 4 at 10:52 pm - Link

posted three messages on Twitter

“FYI not my touch just admiring one”

October 3 at 11:55 pm - Link

“@bonsai true what you said... But damn that touch pretty.”

October 3 at 11:28 pm - Link

“iPod Touch vs iPhone. The former is a work of art. The latter is 2X as big AND needs some kind of contract.”

October 3 at 11:16 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“@davidstripinis why didn't it pop?”

October 3 at 9:42 am - Link

posted three messages on Twitter

“Hey baseball fans... Rally towels look gay in the replays.”

October 2 at 11:17 pm - Link

“At me: you know when you blog something you should just use friendfeed. Yeah? Blogging is too heavy weight! Fuck you...”

October 2 at 11:14 pm - Link

“Have to do a show on champagne aka sparkling wine. Send your favs.”

October 2 at 10:05 pm - Link

posted three messages on Twitter

“Holy shit.... that's john gilmore!”

October 2 at 8:02 pm - Link

“Sign on the TV: tina fey 2008!”

October 2 at 7:59 pm - Link

“Hello HR? Can I have 1o more resumes?”

October 2 at 7:45 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“it's got pre-race excitement except nobody is drinking Bud and there isn't one trucker hat. Still everyone is here to watch a crash!”

October 2 at 5:48 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“wearing a College World Series shirt to the debate. it's the closet thing I have to Obama garb. google that to see why that's funny.”

October 2 at 2:44 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“planning to watch "the debate" at 21st Amendment. I can't think of a better place.”

October 2 at 12:47 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“21a Harvest IPA waves a finger in the face of the hop crisis and says "drink me I'm awesome!"”

October 1 at 11:40 pm - Link

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posted an entry on johnplanet:

dave with no guitar

October 1 at 5:58 pm - Link

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