John Mueller
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“You are standing in a dimly lit, cold room. You don't know how you got here; all you know is you feel tired. There's a bunch of books lying scattered around. There's a door and a window. What do you do?”
15 hours ago - Link
Look out the window. - Reto Meier via fftogo
You clean the dust off the window and peek out. You're staring at a brick wall a few meters across. It seems to be early evening. A neon "Hotel" sign blinks near-by. This is gonna give you a headache. - Philipp Lenssen
You don't have a compass near-by. Where do you want to go? - Philipp Lenssen
Listen at the door. - Reto Meier via fftogo
There's shouting coming from what must be the corridor or a room close-by. A man and a woman are engaged in a verbal fight. "Because I say so," the man shouts. You can't make out much more. After a while, the noises dies down. - Philipp Lenssen
check to make sure you still have both kidneys - Lou Paglia
You don't notice any scars on your body and seem to be in normal health. You're still tired, but your head is clearing up. A breeze enters the window. Suddenly, someone knocks at the door. - Philipp Lenssen
look through the spy hole in the door to see who it is - Tony Ruscoe
Carefully, you look through the spy hole. There's a sweating, bearded man outside, holding up some kind of a paper note. "Someone left this for you, sir!" Outside, a car honks. - Philipp Lenssen
Open door - John Mueller
"Thank you sir, I wanted to give this to you personally. It's from the woman you arrived with here last night, seemed kind of important." The man hands you the paper note and disappears in a sluggish walk. You can see a corridor outside and several, numbered doors. A staircase leads downstairs. There's an elevator. A fly is buzzing around. - Philipp Lenssen
eat fly - John Mueller
You walk into the corridor, but you have a hard time catching the fly with your mere hands. Maybe your reflexes aren't up to their usual speed? "Clank." Slightly unnerved, you realize the door to your room has fallen shut behind you. The fly keeps buzzing about. - Philipp Lenssen
read the note from the woman (which is still in your hand) - Tony Ruscoe
You unfold the little white paper note. "Don't exit through the main entrance, they're waiting for you... use the window! Meet me at Crown Pub. -Kate" Who's Kate? A blurred memory of a black dress, long brown hair... a feeling of trust. - Philipp Lenssen
eat note - John Mueller
Better be safe... you gulp down the note. Yuck. - Philipp Lenssen
realise you're locked out and can't use your window. head to the roof... - Tony Ruscoe
[Short delay -- I'm away for ~3 hours. :)] - Philipp Lenssen
take a nap! - Susan Beebe
Try to get warm, look around the room trying to remember where you are and when that fails, look outside and eventually go outside - RAPatton
read book - Aram Zucker-Scharff
Say "xyzzy" - Glen Campbell
pinch yourself to wake up! - vijay
You pinch yourself... as far as you can tell, this is not a dream. You head towards the staircase to go up to the roof, but the stairs only lead downways. At the other end of the corridor you can see a closed window, and what looks like a fire escape outside. There's a small metal toolbox below the window. From behind one of the doors, you can hear a woman sobbing. You still have a taste of paper in your mouth. - Philipp Lenssen
Look out the back window. - John Lam
Ignore the sobbing woman and use the toolbox to open the window and leave. Head to Crown Pub. - Jess Lee
examine the books - Kamilah Gill
Leave? No...tweet: HELP! I'm having a blackout...location unknown, might have been drugged. - Sarah Perez
exa boo - ♫ Rahsheen™
Pull up your iPhone and check your location on Maps. Check your Twitter/FF and pictures history from last night. Search FF for Crown Pub. - simonpure
Im still trying to figure out why I would have looked out the window when there were books to read. - Cyndy
You look for some books, but there are none around here. You try to find your cell phone to send an SMS or tweet to friends or call for help... however, all you can find in your pocket is a silver key, a couple of dollar bills, and a small paper with the number "2302100015" scribbled on it. You're now walking towards the window, and use a wrench to push open the rusty window pane. You put the wrench in your pocket. The fire escape on the outside doesn't seem very stable. Do you want to use it to go down? - Philipp Lenssen
Check to see what floor I'm on and what the distance to the ground is. - Dan Hsiao
The heck with it, just climb out and count the seconds until you hit the ground. - John Mueller
It looks like you're on the third floor. You might survive a fall from that height, but you're not too sure. There's some trashcans in the alley below, though they don't look like a comfortable landing zone. You suddenly hear a "Bing" coming from the elevator. Seconds later, another "Bing": - Philipp Lenssen
I jump to escape whoever is coming... - Luka
You're jumping out the window and onto the fire escape, heading downways in high speed zig zag. Your heart's bumping fast as the fire escape continues to tremble, but you make it down. The alley is lit by a street light coming from the right. There's some trash cans here. A cat is going through the trash and looks at you with a puzzled "meow." To the left side, a wall rises up at about 2 meters, leading into darkness. From above you can hear the hurried steps of a person. What do you do? - Philipp Lenssen
Check trash cans. - John Mueller
Hide behind the trash cans and monitor who is the person. - kartik vaithyanathan
You're hiding behind the trash cans, waiting for a bit. Inside the trash you find a brochure titled "This Town's Top Spots." You put it in your pocket. From above, the fire escape metal rattles as a man with gray hair, wearing a gray trench coat moves downwards. He's now close-by, checking the alley; one of his hands is in his trench coat's pockets. You hold your breath, but the cat is giving you another puzzled look and is about to meow at you again... - Philipp Lenssen
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“It's a bit freaky when someone approaches you in a pub, thrusts a mobile phone in your face displaying your picture and says, "Is that you?"”
yesterday at 3:38 am - Link
Well that's what happened to me on Friday night. It was someone who I've never met who had subscribed to my Flickr feed. Thankfully he wasn't a psycho and actually seemed like a decent guy. - Tony Ruscoe
You're getting famous! - John Mueller
Heh. It's the mo' that did it John! - Tony Ruscoe
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Friday at 6:45 am - via Bookmarklet - Link
Infocom text adventures rock - John Mueller via Bookmarklet
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Friday at 5:07 am - Link
"So what can you do to encourage Googlebot to come back quicker? Send it flowers and chocolate." :-) - John Mueller
John, thought someone would like it. I should write more often at night... - Barry Schwartz
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November 13 at 10:45 am - Link
The YouTube people rock :-). Actually, all Google-People rock :-). - John Mueller
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November 12 at 10:58 pm - Link
Aww, Valleywag :S ... but a nice video. - John Mueller
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November 12 at 3:21 pm - Link
It seems that carpooling to school is illegal in Ontario. - John Mueller
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“debating which mobile service and phone to get. Verizon is out b/c of the high cost: should i get a BB, iPhone, or Android?”
November 10 at 4:32 pm - via Ping.fm - Link
Android! (not that I have any clue as to what all is involved and what you really nead though :-)) - John Mueller
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November 10 at 12:16 pm - Link
I have to bookmark this one to revisit in 4-5 months ... - John Mueller
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Movember: Day 10
November 10 at 1:23 am - Link
Smile!! - John Mueller
OK John. I'll smile for you tomorrow. - Tony Ruscoe
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“I have such a like/hate relationship with twitter. Someone just live blogged an amazing a cappella workshop (YAY!), but it drove me nuts reading it as 42 successive tweets (BOO!). For the love of dog, why can't people take notes, then post a BLOG ENTRY?”
November 9 at 12:33 pm - Link
And I hate to continue my hate-streak here, but on a related note I also am un-fond of live blogging. Take notes, *edit*, *add commentary and context*, then publish. You weren't first? Oh noes! Hopefully (fingers crossed) quality will win out over speed over the long haul. I mean, seriously, there's no compelling reason why I gotta hear what happened at a workshop/conference *right this minute!!!!!!1*. - Adam Lasnik
(refraining myself from commenting on your comment live :-)) - John Mueller
No, what you should have said was, "Dude, you suck. If you REALLY cared about deliberation in communications, you'd use stone tablets! Or, at minimum, you'd write a real blog entry on this instead of dribbling on Friendfeed" :P - Adam Lasnik
No, Friendfeed is fine as long as you don't go on a rant for 42 postings. How many do you have planned? Keep in mind that blog posts get forwarded to FriendFeed too, so be ready to change on time. - John Mueller
I have barely found the "like" part of the like/hate twitter equation. Except that twitter can be brought into friendfeed, that's a plus. - LauraBrarian
One advantage of live live-blogging - when I did it at LIANZA2008 there were often three of us in one session so we could do it together. If one was typing already, I could wait for the next sentence/idea, or hunt up an url, or squoosh my RSI ball. Got more together than we would have alone. Plus it was fun. - Deborah Fitchett
Deborah... you mean you were all editing the same doc in real time? I can imagine that being useful, but... that still doesn't explain to me why it'd be useful or important to *publish* those notes live. If anything, it'd seem to make more sense to then work together later to clean the doc up, add thoughtful commentary, and *then* publish. Don't get me wrong: I think I'm in the cranky minority here. I also don't like 24 hour news networks. I still relish my paper magazines (Economist, The Week, etc.). - Adam Lasnik
Yes, it was kind of like a chat session. (You can see the results at http://poropitia.blogspot.com/ except the widget's too wide for the blog, or on my blog.) Editing it later would have been... well, extra work. Another advantage was that the software we used allowed readers to comment live - in theory this would let readers ask question that we could relay to the speakers in Q&A time. (In practice I only got one comment.) I did (semi-)thoughtful commentary in separate blog posts. - Deborah Fitchett
Live-blogging also let readers feel a bit like they're there - I've spoken to work colleagues who enjoyed keeping up with it while I was away, and don't know if they'd have read through it all if I'd just put it up after coming back. - Deborah Fitchett
Hey Deborah, those are really good points: especially the interactivity, and the feeling of "being there." Still, even given that, I'd sure rather "be part of" an event via a one-page updated entry vs. dozens of tweets comin' at me :D. Thanks for clue'ing me into some of the benefits I hadn't thought of before! - Adam Lasnik
Adam, can you start snail mailing your blog entries to me? This going to bladam.com is too newfangled for me. :) - Rocky
So tempting, Rocky... :P - Adam Lasnik
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November 7 at 3:57 am - Link
"A positive leap second will be introduced at the end of December 2008." - John Mueller
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November 7 at 1:23 am - Link
"This means if you had a monopoly over the top 1,000 search terms across all search engines (which is impossible), you’d still be missing out on 89.4% of all search traffic." - John Mueller
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