Joe

Joe

I am a librarian. I help college students find stuff. @oajoe Opinions my own. I got my sense of humor from my Dad. Blame him.
The coupon/discount code is 8675309.
Jenny. - Marie
I thought I would be really excited about going to Portland, OR tomorrow. But, I just feel a little meh about the trip. I have my reasons for the meh-ness.
When are you going, returning? Will I see you at all? - Marie
I wonder how I ended up on this mailing list. "EDS News Vol.64 (2015.March.23)~ Content Update~McGraw-Hill コンテンツの追加に際して Content Update~McGraw-Hill コンテンツの追加に際してこの度、EBSCO(以下弊社)が提供するEBSCO Discovery Service (EDS)の検索対象として、McGraw-Hill社のコンテンツが新しく追加されました。今回追加となったコンテンツは、McGraw-Hill社が製作している複数のデータベースをひとつに統合したもので、お客様により豊富で、より多彩な分野の情報を提供いたします"
Dropped the kid off for his drivers ed training during his spring break. Lots and lots of kids there. #anotherlifestage #levelup
If you call 14 and 15 yo kids kids. - Joe
The end of Princess Bride you are missing.
I announce that I am going to announce on Monday that I will not seek a nomination for the presidency of the United States of America.
The theme that I will use for my noncandidacy is "America: Survive and Advance". - Joe
The platform that I will not announce would have been based on a commitment to a strong workforce, a clear vision for educational leadership, and a healthcare system for pets. - Joe
Had I run for office, my cabinet members would have had diverse experiences, backgrounds and political viewpoints. - Joe
Survive and advance. Is that not usually the strategy for seeking a second term? - Julian
RT @infodocket: Penn State #Librarians Approve Open Access Policy for Scholarly Work http://ow.ly/KuM2W @oa
RT @infodocket: Penn State #Librarians Approve Open Access Policy for Scholarly Work http://ow.ly/KuM2W @oa
I think it has been 6-7 months since I have balanced my checkbook. Maybe I should do that one of these days.
Is this a weird euphamism for log into my online banking? - SAM
No, no, SAM, it has to do with a set of scales and counterweights. Very scientific. - lris
*produces a duck* - Big Joe Silenced
Yes, St. Cloud is beating UND. 3 minutes left in the third.
Empty netter. SCSU now up 3-1. - Joe
Of course Bryce Drew is the Valpo coach.
RT @jcpl: #FridayFun What's your standard bookmark? http://t.co/H74Z4m80BO
RT @jcpl: #FridayFun  What's your standard bookmark? http://t.co/H74Z4m80BO
RT @slaacadscs: "The Open Access Advantage Considering Citation, Article Usage and Social Media Attention" ArXiv http://arxiv-web3.library.cornell.edu/abs... #openaccess
RT @slaacadscs: "The Open Access Advantage Considering Citation, Article Usage and Social Media Attention" ArXiv http://arxiv-web3.library.cornell.edu/abs/1503.05702 #openaccess
Article on "Texas-Size Math Lab" was read as "Texas-Size Meth Lab." https://www.insidehighered.com/news...
Wow. Just got an autoresponder - "If you need a timely response, call instead. I check emails about every 3-4 months."
And, the phone number was not included. - Joe
My archivist has a similar out of office on all the time - Hedgehog
That's sort of wonderful, actually. - laura x from iPhone
I wish I could check my work email about every 3-4 months. Well, actually, I could, then I would have probably 10,000 emails waiting for me to mostly delete when I got to it. - Joe
Boss move. - SAM
Dude - lris from Android
Oh hey, did you send email to C's personal account? - Catherine Pellegrino from iPod
I had a similar message on my voice mail recording, but at least I gave them my email address when I told them that I'm much faster checking that then the phone... - WebGoddess
Those silly kids in the hall. - Joe
Buick. Still impressing old folk.
We got this coffee mug for free! You are jealous. http://t.co/HFalQRAKPx
We got this coffee mug for free!  You are jealous. http://t.co/HFalQRAKPx
I guess no one else was jealous. - Joe
I am, actually. - laura x
Is that you, Locke? - Amit Patel
I guess that I am one of the "librarians, who listen too much to Kevin Smith." @klsmith4906
Going to meet him in person June 2 of 2015. Yay. - Joe
I saw him at a local conf. last Friday! (not presenting, he was *at* the conf) - Stephan!e•CogSc!L!brar!an
[tag] Experience Just How Big the Universe is, in One Mind-Blowing Interactive - PolicyMic http://dlvr.it/4zr2SF
[tag] Experience Just How Big the Universe is, in One Mind-Blowing Interactive - PolicyMic http://dlvr.it/4zr2SF
Might try to use this in a class this weekend. - Joe
Scuba at Homestead Crater near Midway, UT - http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Scuba at Homestead Crater near Midway, UT
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I really wish I had gone to see this place last year. - Joe
Pet rock image 1 http://t.co/tMk8gvsWRO
Pet rock image 1 http://t.co/tMk8gvsWRO
In case anyone doubted that we owned a pet rock. Pets are considered property, you know. - Joe
No one else cared about our pet rock. :-( - Joe
My mom still has her pet rock floating around somewhere. :) She said she's leaving it to me in her will since my brothers are both too young to think it's awesome. :) - Hookuh Tinypants
Net boy, net girl - Send your impulse 'round the world - Put your message in a modem - And throw it in the Cyber Sea http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Net boy, net girl - Send your impulse 'round the world - Put your message in a modem - And throw it in the Cyber Sea http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3nFk2_ij10
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Here is a message in a modem, thrown into the big cyber sea. - Joe
You think this year is a good pi day? Just wait till next year when the mathematicians go wild at 9:26am UTC. (3.1415926...)
And 53.58979323846 seconds. - Joe
Called it. - Joe
"Those library people can be so pushy." http://www.getlazy.net/wiki...
"Those library people can be so pushy." http://www.getlazy.net/wiki/index.php?title=The_Great_Crystal_Caper
Yes indeed. - Joe
RT @nasa: As seen on #Cosmos: The collision of our Milky Way w/ neighboring Andromeda in 4 billion yrs http://www.nasa.gov/mission... https://twitter.com/NASA...
RT @nasa: As seen on #Cosmos: The collision of our Milky Way w/ neighboring Andromeda in 4 billion yrs http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/hubble/science/milky-way-collide.html http://t.co/nvQk1f5QVp
This is why I would like to live for another 3.75 billion years or more. After that, then I could die. - Joe
I'll TiVo it for you. - Marie
(I love this thread) - bentley
Tivo thinks I'm immortal! - Micah
Is it possible for TiVo to schedule something out 3.75 Billion years? It will be the year 3,750,002,014. - Joe
Can you record channel 2 for me? - Joe
Wish I had watched this last night. MN scores shorthanded goal w/ 0.6 sec to go to adv to Nat. Championship game. http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Wish I had watched this last night. MN scores shorthanded goal w/ 0.6 sec to go to adv to Nat. Championship game. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B2vE1Yl2_c
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Hope something like this happens again to UND. - Joe
[tag] Interesting article - "Why Kids Sext" - Hanna Rosin - The Atlantic http://dlvr.it/7CmNkf
[tag] Interesting article - "Why Kids Sext" - Hanna Rosin - The Atlantic http://dlvr.it/7CmNkf
Thought fer shur peeps would comment on this one. - Joe
I thought this was kind of an obvious, "Because teenagers are writhing masses of hormones"? - Laura
I just treated it as an Atlantic Linkbait article and didn't bite. - walt crawford
What would happen if someone threw a baseball to you at 0.9c? How much data does google have? http://www.ted.com/talks... no comment.
What would happen if someone threw a baseball to you at 0.9c? How much data does google have? http://www.ted.com/talks/randall_munroe_comics_that_ask_what_if no comment.
If I remember right, the video is awesome. - Joe
Watching the White House science fair right now. http://www.whitehouse.gov/science...
Watching the White House science fair right now. http://www.whitehouse.gov/science-fair
Obama approves the firing of large caliber weapons inside the White House. - Joe
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