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"Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, & those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied with drink." --Mark Twain
After today's appalling gig experience I've decided that reggae shouldn't be considered its own genre. It's all the same fucking song just in slightly different keys and speeds. Like a waltz or a blues or a ballad. There, I said it.
Yesterday I learned how to use an AED (Automated External Defibrilator). Now I'd never **wish** a heart-attack on anyone, but god DAMN do I want to try out my new skills!
Yesterday I learned how to use an AED (Automated External Defibrilator). Now I'd never *wish* a heart-attack on anyone, but god DAMN do I want to try out my new skills!
Jonathan is now officially Red Cross first aid/AED/CPR certified. Mouth-to-mouth, anyone?
‘Man Who Thought He’d Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit of Hope He Didn’t Even Know He Still Had’ — Onion headline from 2000
Self-improvement is masturbation. Now, self destruction...
Living well is the best revenge.
You know what would be funny? If I could get more than one decent night's sleep in a row. Wouldn't that be hilarious?
sycophant \SIK-uh-fuhnt\, noun: A person who attempts to win favor by flattering people of wealth or influence; a parasite; a toady.
Louis CK on Having Kids and Hating his 4 Year Old Daughter - http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Louis CK on Having Kids and Hating his 4 Year Old Daughter
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I really enjoy the word "sponge." It's fun to say. Sponge sponge sponge.
aesthete \ES-theet\, noun: One having or affecting great sensitivity to beauty, as in art or nature.
"The most interesting show in the world" => the world's most mundane hangover.
Jonathan fell in love with a girl on the train platform just now. Forgot her name. Didn't get her number. Story of my life. :(.
fugacious \fyoo-GAY-shuhs\, adjective: Lasting but a short time; fleeting.
Disillusioned words like bullets bark As human gods aim for their mark Made everything from toy guns that spark To flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark It's easy to see without looking too far That not much Is really sacred.
God damn I could use a neck/back rub...
listening to explosions in the sky and typing up manuals...
triskaidekaphobia \tris-ky-dek-uh-FOH-bee-uh\, noun: Fear or a phobia concerning the number 13.
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." Hunter S. Thompson
i believe that you can find someone you love, that you can be somewhere you want to be and that you can do something you want to do and these things will make you happy...
titivate \TIT-uh-vayt\, transitive and intransitive verb: 1. To make decorative additions to; spruce. intransitive verb: 1. To make oneself smart or spruce.
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