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"When I was in high school I had the best job, which was slinging ice cream and cold cream drinks in the hottest part of Florida throughout the summer and then year round. I had that job for far…" - Jon Gilbert

"I'm really confused about two things here. The first is: why isn't this restaurant somewhere closer to where I live? They'd make a killing off of me. The staff is great; they're not too casual,…" - Jon Gilbert

"This was a great place; the food was well done and the staff was great and the DRINKS came out of BARRELS and really, that's about as good as it gets. DON'T go if you're not planning on getting the…" - Jon Gilbert

I'm not a WOW player, but this is pretty awesome of the PA folk to do. - Jon Gilbert

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“Huh. Man. You’re, like . . . fuckin’ . . . Sherlock Holmes, over here.” “Yes,” I say. “Yes I am.” Yes I am Sherlock Holmes. - Jon Gilbert

Now I feel the need to hit Toys-R-Us on the way home. - Jon Gilbert

Man, now if ALL conflict resolution could be solved this way. - Jon Gilbert

More than you ever needed to know about rounding numbers (thanks, @arclight!). - Jon Gilbert

Almost-RPG done in LEGO: hell yes. - Jon Gilbert

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"Consider: it's Sunday, on Memorial Day weekend. I take my small to the park. Hooray! The park! It'll be fun! Of course you can bring your scooter! So it's me, and my 8-year old daughter. I am a lucky…" - Jon Gilbert

"It just opened! New paint! Clear windows! Great lighting! In that "I just opened" kind of way, Melody is so very quiet and eager to please. They staff is exceptionally cheery and pleased to seat.…" - Jon Gilbert

I don't live in NYC and I don't use Foursquare, but this is almost compelling enough for me to start on those things. (Almost.) - Jon Gilbert

Fuck that's a lot of hardware suddenly abandoned. - Jon Gilbert

Everybody should cook like this. - Jon Gilbert

So, when exactly did Sauron move to Chile? - Jon Gilbert

WHAT is this? - Jon Gilbert

Best public outage report ever. - Jon Gilbert

Best in the lot - it is excitingly chunky and simultaneously desolate. - Jon Gilbert

Evidently, they're doing Elephant Memory Systems next. Which I will promptly acquire, because I am a nostalgic consumer whore. - Jon Gilbert

hehehehehehe "rancid dumpster scum" - Jon Gilbert

(I really need to keep this in mind more often.) - Jon Gilbert

BEST. (from http://bo.st/g9wSlf) - Jon Gilbert

Looking forward to the motorcades playing havoc with my commute. Again. - Jon Gilbert

I want this jacket so bad it hurts. - Jon Gilbert

(via the 501st Legion, http://www.facebook.com/album... ) - Jon Gilbert

http://justoffmainstreet.wordpress.com/2010... - Jon Gilbert

You die, statistics. You go to hell and you die. - Jon Gilbert

An old upload, but well done nonetheless! - Jon Gilbert