Jon Gilbert

*bounce!* *bounce!* *bounce!* *kick!* *stab!* - Jon Gilbert

That smashed up Honda Accord in the video? That's my mom's car. And that street the reporter is on? I grew up there. - Jon Gilbert

Apparently, ray guns come with an Ethernet port. Any bets that they're IPv6-ready? - Jon Gilbert

How USS agents celebrate no longer protecting certain principals - they go Office Space on their cars. - Jon Gilbert

Jeez! They could have at least made it a hybrid. - Sudhakar "Thaths" Chandra

The concept photo with this article is outstanding; all buildings - nuc or otherwise - should be done this way. - Jon Gilbert

Classy! - Jon Gilbert

A message to all those kids out there - a vote for Obama is a vote for not getting your throat ripped open by a bloodthirsty "true war hero". - Jon Gilbert

And people wonder why I can't stand doctors or the medical community at large... - Jon Gilbert

Dan finds yet another DNS flaw. Would someone please pay him a lot of money to just reengineer the IP-to-name problem already? - Jon Gilbert

so far, the funniest of the bunch. And man, they're all REALLY funny. - Jon Gilbert

Hrm. Large network providers that accrue huge debts leads to less network gear being sold. Time to sell CSCO? - Jon Gilbert

...and then she went back to twirling her hair and popping her gum. - Jon Gilbert

We were in this huge credit crisis, out of money. Then the Fed goes, We'll give you a trillion dollars, and all of a sudden Wall Street is like, "I can't believe we got away with it!" - Jon Gilbert

transglutaminase sounds like a lot of fun. Where can I get some? - Jon Gilbert

As one of the comments says, I almost feel sorry for her; then I remember that our future is at stake. - Jon Gilbert

*snrk* "Normcore." I'm totally coping to that phase 2 years from now. - Jon Gilbert

Doooooooomed - Jon Gilbert

Doesn't it kind of defeat the purpose of a spare the air day if they don't offer free transit? - Jon Gilbert

Well, it's about time... - Jon Gilbert

Apparently, it's Imperial Fleet Week in some alternate universe. Why don't we live in *that* one? - Jon Gilbert

An Online Service to Visually Analyse Streams of BGP Updates - Jon Gilbert

So if you use the pill, the patch, the shot, the ring, the IUD, or the morning after pill, congratulations, you're a baby killer! - Jon Gilbert

simultaneously terrifying and stupendous. - Jon Gilbert

Continued justification on the 'aggregate then aggressively purge' policy for web access logs. - Jon Gilbert

Oh, hell yes! - Jon Gilbert

Hooray! I'm worth more than $200! - Jon Gilbert

cisco hates their customers - Jon Gilbert

cisco hates their customers - Jon Gilbert

It's not the video so much as it is the comments that make this the most insightful peek into today's humanity. - Jon Gilbert

no school like the old skool. - Jon Gilbert