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The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain...getting your t-shirt all wet... -Dolly Parton

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You must do the thing you think you cannot do. -Eleanor Roosevelt when asking her husband for some sexy time.

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Be vigilant; guard your mind against negative thoughts. Ugh, that one sucks. Why do I suck at saying cool things? -Buddah

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A person who starts simply w/ the idea of getting rich won't succeed; you must have a larger ambition. Think Mega Rich! -John D. Rockefelle

February 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Boooo! to Facebook for their policy regarding photos of bodily fluid excretion! http://houston.cbslocal.com/2012...

February 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Took kids to lunch. The waiter asked if we had room for dessert. "No, I'm still married to their mother, so I don't need to buy their love."

February 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

moms stage nurse-ins at-facebook-offices-over-breastfeeding-photo-policy: http://houston.cbslocal.com/2012...

February 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution. Speech therapy has worked wonders. -Werner Braun

February 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Big Country" @RoyNelsonMMA is just one tough dude.

February 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

When you go in search of honey you must expect to be stung by bees. I have no idea why my mercantile has bees. -Joseph Joubert

February 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

When you go in search of honey you must expect to be stung by bees. I have no idea why my has mercantile bees. -Joseph Joubert

February 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @notsam “@DjAng3: @notsam t-shirt! Get one! all the cool kids have one  pic.twitter.com/6Zdx7whd” Is this the walkout t?

February 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @FB_Live: Don't miss @JoshGoguen this Friday in #ChapelHill #Carrboro @TheThrillCH at 9pm! http://funnybusinesslive.com/show... #CHcomedy

February 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Better to live one year as a tiger, than a 100 as a sheep. Still, I'd rather be a sheep than a gangly washed up pop star. -Madonna

February 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @FB_Live: #Comedy Coming this Friday #ChapelHill #Carrboro: The Smart and Dirty Show w/ Jeremy Peirce & @JoshGoguen! http://www.facebook.com/events...

February 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Young people need models, not critics. Models are SEXAY! -John Wooden

February 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Frederick Douglas & Abraham Lincoln have birthdays this month...FYI for when a hack says Feb is Black History Month 'cause it's shortest.

February 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The good Lord made us all out of iron. Then he turns up the heat to forge some into steel. I AM IRON MAN! BOW NOW BOW NOW NOW! -Marie Osmond

January 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Just curious, has anyone else switched to Bing since Google's new privacy announcement?

January 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Hell of a dismissal by Triple H. No words for several minutes that spoke volumes. Those guys are good at what they do. @WWE #RAW

January 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Taker's wig stinks. It's okay for him to be bald @WWE.

January 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Wow...did not see this coming. Taker's return? @WWE Good job on #Raw tonight.

January 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @AnthonyCumia: Hey NBC, in Zambia Donkey Semen is a delicacy. #Racist #PeacockSemen #FearFactor Make'm drink Zambian semen. From the tap.

January 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Sadly, it is clear I don't have the trending power of @TheRock. #HatsToElbows was a failure.

January 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'd love to be in a midget wrestling organization. At 5'7" 170lbs, I'd be their giant.

January 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Road Dogg!!!!! That makes me smile. @WWE #RoyalRumble

January 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Will Michael Cole enter the Rumble?

January 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Awesome spot from Kofi!

January 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Cobra vs Socko, I love it!

January 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Do I have the kind of trending power that The Rock does? Let's find out. #Hats2Elbows

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