YOU PEOPLE ARE NOT HELPING ME HERE - Josh Haley

how can a kitten help? :/ - directeur

Don't spend so much time on the toilet. - Jason Huebel

L4S said if I posted a kitteh that people would help me. http://friendfeed.com/applero... - Josh Haley

Serious, avoid hot spicies and pimentos. See with your doctor asap! :) - directeur

(Ok, you got me, I confess :p — I seriously felt sorry) - directeur

@Josh, it's that level 4 spice Thai food from the other day. Didn't you say it seemed closer to a 4.5? :-D - Jason Huebel

Hahahahaha! See Akiva! Proof positive the drawing power of the cute animal pic on your post! Josh wins tonight's version of the Internet. Thanks everyone for playing... - Live4Emma (L4S) from iPhone

dont touch your butthole - (jeff)isageek

Advice on hemorrhoids? Lots of anal stretching, sit on cold concrete and wet surfaces wherever possible, and when you go to the toilet, make sure you strain REALLY hard. Wait, what? Oh, you wanted advice on how to TREAT them? Oh well, I'd say you can't go wrong with flowers, dinner and a trip to the theater. Also, AWWW, DA KITTEH HAZ KEWTZ! (I didn't say bunneh, no no) - Sloppy Lune

Also, what are hot species and piments? - Sloppy Lune

And furthermore....++Josh - Sloppy Lune

Slippy, I edited the comment. Thanks :) - directeur

:-) - Sloppy Lune

LOLing @ "hot species and piments" post edit. Heh. - LB - FF's Kevin Bacon

Well, I'm sorry, English is my 4th language. Still learning... :) - directeur

Directeur - it's ok, sometimes it's funnier to write english poorly :-) - Sloppy Lune

:) - directeur

http://friendfeed.com/hemorrh... - Matthew DeVries

No offense meant, Directeur. I'm impressed by your skills! :) - LB - FF's Kevin Bacon

Okay, in case anyone hasn't clicked thru on Matthew DeVries' comment yet...do so, then come back and agree that Matthew has, on this occasion, won at internet. - Sloppy Lune

Oh no problem, Laura. I'm sorry if I gave you that impression :) — I love languages, and people who show me my errors are those who really help me. I don't mean to show off, but ask the Turkish, or the Japanese community here (6th and 7th language I'm learning), they'll tell you :) - directeur

Slippy, yes, I did, and I agree! He won one Internet tonight! :) - directeur

Mrs. Audrey's mom showed it to me a few weeks ago. - Matthew DeVries

Er, if you eat too many kittens, you'll get constipated and get hemorrhoids. So cut down a little, ok? - Rick Cogley

Josh, they make Preparation H for a reason. Just sayin'... - FFing Enigma (aka Tina)

Yeah, like THAT does anything. - Sloppy Lune