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These are making me laugh. Maybe I'm just jaded now, but #93? Whisper to him, "If you could picture what's going through my mind right now, you'd be totally, and I mean totally, turned on." And what's with that chick in the picture looking at the camera? She's not very "in the moment." - Trish R
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pfft...I thought of 95% of those *on my own* 11 years ago when we were first married...now they just seem like a waste of time....:oP bwa hahaha - Tuesday
95. Rip his horoscope out of the newspaper (anything with a good prediction) and write a note on it saying, "I predict you'll get a very lusty surprise today." Then leave it on his pillow. - Trish R
I knew I should have setup Esther's account last night. She's already missing good stuff. - Mark Krynsky
Is it just me, or does the word 'lusty' pretty much turn off whatever might have just been turned on? - Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
Maybe because "lusty" rhymes with "busty" and makes men think of breasts? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA This article is too entertaining. - Trish R
they should change lusty to slutty... if it's slutty... it'll turn a guy on. It's not rocket science. - Joshua Schnell
how to turn him on: be over 18, born without a penis, have a pulse and say yes - Morgan Haley
91. Have sex in a tight space. They should just leave it at that... - Joshua Schnell
I don't have the patience to read 101 ways to turn a dude on!! - Mona N.
Trish R, I think she's saying shes got her eyes on someone else @~@, or maybe she's thinkin who is this bloke? & when do I get paid and out of this photo-shoot!? ;-0 - Jason Brooks
I'm amazed at how often Cosmo can recycle the same magazine over and over and people will buy it. Every month it's a list of either sexual positions or how to turn a guy on, or what drives him wild in bed. - Jason Shultz
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jason, every month another million girls reach homonal terminal velocity .. it is a perpetual thing, the magazine has an eternal market - Gregory Lent
Do women really have trouble with this? Like, for real? - Robert Fischer
Good call, Jason. "Recycle the same magazine." Exactly. - Kamilah Gill
If my girlfriend really wants to turn me on she should try turning into the girl in the picture! - Toby Graham
Toby: no kidding huh? the girl in the picture is 180 degrees from ugly - Morgan Haley
This should lead to some interesting ER visits: 45. Before getting into bed, strip down to just a pair of heels and a pearl necklace. Find out what interesting ways you two can incorporate them into sex. - Soup
Ummm, I really don't want to see my husband in heels and a pearl necklace. Wait, you mean that this article doesn't tell my husband how to turn me on? Then WTH is the point? - Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
@Tina, Aw, does your husband not have the legs to pull off a classic heel? I'm sure he's lovely anyhow ;) - Soup
How to turn him on: just say, "I'm horny." 'nuff said. - Tad, Fool
@Tad Amen, brother. They could have skipped 100 ideas and just put in H1 font "You say: 'You want to?' He says: 'Sure!'" - Jason Shultz
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I swear the world would be a better place if women just had an LED on their foreheads that glowed green when they were horny and red when not. And that's totally not sexist cause us guys would just always be green. - Tad, Fool
@Tad: Exactly. Fortunately being green is good these days... ;) - Jemm
Tad, it could only end poorly. All it would take is one lady with a light that's always green til bedtime... - Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
Ladies relax. You already got *everything* on you to turn a guy on. Doesn't take anything else - seriously. - Kamath ॐ
Bring back mood rings. :) - Jason Shultz
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Once again, I am reminded how entirely alternate my lifestyle is :) - Soulhuntre
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HAHAHAHA, these things make me LMAO...Men are not that complicated. - Anna Haro
#1 Beer. #2 Boobies. /end - Matt Musgrave
is there an epidemic of men who aren't getting turned on? ... if so... Come Here, Ladies... I've got what you need! Sex, No seduction needed! ;) - Sean Reiser
102. stop "over thinking" things... - J. Abdul-Qahhar
Thanks Trish - Just forwarded to my wife :) heh - Charlie Anzman




