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josh neff, geek at large
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
Oh, the humanity! - s t e v e
flashbacks of WKRP - VAL D. Zone
"Domesticated turkeys cannot fly. Wild turkeys, however, can fly for short distances at speeds up to 55 miles per hour. They can also reach speeds of 25 miles per hour on the ground." http://www.infoplease.com/spot... - Victor Ryden
The all reach terminal velocity when dropped from a helicopter. - s t e v e
Yes, flashbacks. I vividly remember watching that episode when it was first aired and just laughing and laughing until it hurt. - John Dupuis
I miss Gordon Jump, even though he molested Dudley on Diff'rent Strokes. - Meredith
55mph?!?!!!! That's stupid fast for a maneuver that's hilarious, but painful to watch. - Miriella
I still laugh at that episode… - Mistletoe Glen
Seems like a cruel joke to give a creature feathers and wings but not the ability to fly. Actually that sounds like a hazing, come to think of it. - vicster needs a nap