Jessica Allan Schmidt

In this characteristically satirical piece, Mr. O'Rourke writes about the greatest failures of Republicans in promoting conservatism over the last quarter-century. - Jessica Allan Schmidt

Oh, Fark, thank you so much for the headline. - Jessica Allan Schmidt

"Extra cleanup, sir? Having had extensive experience with semen from a variety of gentlemen, I have to say that I'd sure as hell rather pick up a CD from the floor than deal with getting that shite out of my hair. Just my 2¢." - Jessica Allan Schmidt

Discussing the Central Intelligence Agency's interrogation techniques in light of the interrogation techniques used on a Pakistani who confessed to the murder of Daniel Pearl. - Jessica Allan Schmidt

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Very handy rundown of all the current sites. - Jessica Allan Schmidt

Thanks, lifehacker! - Jessica Allan Schmidt

Sad, no? - Jessica Allan Schmidt

so handy! - Jessica Allan Schmidt

Interesting Japanese view and history of bookplates. - Jessica Allan Schmidt

Dude, *how* did they lose? I mean, for serious, *how did they lose*? - Jessica Allan Schmidt

Thank God, because Twitter spam is driving me insane. - Jessica Allan Schmidt