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Joel Postman

Joel Postman

It says "Change Picture." I'd love to do that, but that's how I look.
Georgia now allows guns almost anywhere, including museums. I'm looking forward to the premiere of the new series "When Paintings Attack"
I Took The Gallon of Milk Long Past Its Sell By Date Challenge! #IceBucketChallenge
Ballmer will be right at home courtside with the Clippers. He can use his 30 years experience pacing and yelling like a madman. #Clippers
We need an app so normal people can connect with deranged gun nuts to solve problems like barking dogs, noisy neighbors, bad drivers, etc.
When I see someone's Twitter avatar, I think that's how they look right now and that's how they're looking at me. #unclearonhowitreallyworks
Do you think Albert Einstein's mom would say, "Oh, you're a real Einstein" when she got mad?
Do you follow back accounts that claim "I can get you 10,000 followers for $10" and things like that? I don't. I block them.
Chernobyl Groundwater Ice Bucket Challenge #NextBigCharityChallenge @midnight
Taunt a TSA Officer for Passenger Safety Challenge #NextBigCharityChallenge @midnight
Impromptu Organ Donation #NextBigCharityChallenge @midnight
Taunt a TSA Office for Passenger Safety Challenge #NextBigCharityChallenge @midnight
Make a Quilt Out Of Navel Lint to Benefit People With Outties #NextBigCharityChallenge @midnight
Stick a Butter Knife in the Toaster Even Though I Told You a Million Times Not to Do That #NextBigCharityChallenge @midnight
Drink Milk With the Oldest Sell By Date Challenge #NextBigCharityChallenge @midnight
Ebolapalooza Benefit Concert #NextBigCharityChallenge @midnight
Ferguson Missouri Extreme Selfie Challenge #NextBigCharityChallenge @midnight
Go Face First Into a Freshly Baked Pizza #NextBigCharityChallenge @midnight
Which One is the Real Lethal Injection? #NextBigCharityChallenge @midnight
Eat an Entire Boeing 777 to Help Find Flight MH370 #NextBigCharityChallenge @midnight
Carry Rosie O'Donnell for 10K #NextBigCharityChallenge @midnight
Guy showed up at the office to show me his invisible man act. I told the receptionist, "Tell him I can't see him right now."
I'm not saying I'm not doing well now that I'm single, but tonight I was hitting on the self checkout machine at Safeway.
Sprinkle some cheap pizza parlor parmesan cheese to make your car smell like vomit. #worthlesslifehacks
With everything I've learned from the do-it-yourself movement, I still can't go f*** myself as so many people have recommended I do.
I don't eat turkey ham. I won't eat anything that is confused about its own identity.
RT @Yoshi123: How do you Advertise to an #Advertising Agency? Post a massive billboard across from their #NYCtech HQ. @intridea FTW https://twitter.com/Yoshi12...
Have we all seen enough videos of trash-on-trash violence?
I don't eat turkey ham. I won't eating anything that is confused about its own identity.
Is there an Instagram effect that makes it look like you care?
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