Jeff Gill

Warning: Theology Tweet! Should Christians obey Matthew 23:8-12? http://t.co/t4c95vRA

“Angels” by Ashton/Becker/Dente is my new jam. ♫ http://thisismyjam.com/jqgill... #thisismyjam

One glance at my man bag will tell you I'm a cat lady. Because of the tabby hairs all over it. Geez, you guys.

Hate Valentine's Day? My comic has no romance or sex! http://secretcomicsclub.tumblr.com/post...

We complain Valentine's Day is too commercial so we can pretend to not spend the rest of life looking for happiness in nonstop consumerism.

Harbinger of the zombie squirrelpocalypse: http://yfrog.com/nholuxz

Harbinger of the zombie squirrelpocalypse. - http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post...

Oh that my inking could be as lively and free as my pencilling!

badbanana: Think I have cabin fever. Just broke out in shingles and little windows. - http://twitter.com/badbana...

I'm going to go ahead and do a political tweet. It'll be a long time till I do another one. You're welcome to disagree. http://www.ekklesia.co.uk/node...

Got my floors vacuumed and mopped before eight this morning LIKE AN EMPLOYEE.

NOW I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS (aka, fourth fastest guy in our group at the karting track today).

Now I'm done.

2, Continued. Boring retweets encourage people to turn off your retweets and/or unfollow you.

2, Continued. Boring retweets encourage people to turn off your retweets and/or unfollow you. Sadface.

2. Before you retweet, ask yourself: does anyone besides me care? A. Yes, it's amazing! B. Not even slightly. (Choose B 9 times out of 10.)

Dear Twittering People, We need to sort a couple things out. I will tell you these things because I like you and want you to succeed. Jeff

badbanana: Wow. An average acre of soil contains 900 pounds of earthworms, 2400 pounds of fungi, 4 million insects, and 150 podcasts. - http://twitter.com/badbana...

MrsStephenFry: I've just rung Domino's but they've no delivery guys. One fell over, knocking another one over. And he knocked another one over . . . - http://twitter.com/MrsStep...

arjunbasu: He made tacos and chilled an Alsatian reisling and was surprised by her apparent disappointment. Tacos aren’t trendy anymore, she said sadly - http://twitter.com/arjunba...

Untitled - http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post...

I'm Just a Pasty for Your Love #CornishManicStreetPreacherssongs C'mon, guys, we can totally get this trending!

biorhythmist: Very few people on this bus seemed to enjoy their complimentary hug :( - http://twitter.com/biorhyt...

RT @tapbots: How about one more thing? If this tweet gets retweeted 1000 times we'll release something brand new. http://tapbots.com/blog...

Aimafite Tilweesee Thussunlite would be a beautiful name for a girl with a poor oral hygiene regime.

Angry Bell Pepper is apoplectic with fury. - http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post...

Angry Bell Pepper is insanely furious - http://www.flickr.com/photos...

Edward the Corridor Robot is always excited to see me: http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post...

Edward the Corridor Robot is always excited to see me. - http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post...

More like endeaden, I think you'll find: http://twitter.com/jqgill...