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Worst email I'll receive all day is from the San Jose Improv. Subject line: "Pauly Shore all weekend long!!"

11 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@jessicakallam Don't think so. I've only been here a few years...but I've loved "The State" for years.

16 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@jessicakallam And because of your tweet, I just got a Season Pass for "The State." Porcupine Racetrack here I come!

17 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

SBTB has big issues. This old episode (from the 'Good Morning Miss Bliss' era) has Ms. Bliss sorta dating Zach's dad. Continuity fail.

20 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I've begged for donations, but now I digress to tv commentary: Melissa wins this summer's SYTYCD...I'm calling it right now.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'm up to $350 but I definitely need to be higher before tonight is over. Over 6 miles for charity! That's far: https://www.kintera.org/faf...

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Michael Jackson's Neverland "Ghost" Mystery Solved By CNN - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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Michael Jackson Ghost? During CNN Larry King Interview with Jermaine Jackson - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Wednesday from YouTube favorites - Comment - Like - Share

Sponsor me for AIDS Walk 2009 in SF! I may be walking alone this year, but your money will help cheer me up: https://www.kintera.org/faf...

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Things I accomplished today: gym, sandwich and nap. I'm officially qualified to teach 3rd grade.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Really enjoyed "Rain Man" which I had somehow never seen in the last 21 years. Explains lots of pop culture jokes and Ben Stiller's Cruise.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Happy that it's only Saturday night with one more day till Monday. Sorta wish it was permanent Friday.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The tops of my feet are burned because I am a moron.

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Just got home from a night at Xavier's School for the Gifted...had an awesome time but still haven't learned to control my powers.

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The watermelon in my fridge will fufill its destiny tonight. Happy to hear that the lost dogs are back home!

July 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby... Friends lost their dogs in SJ. If you're in the area, check the post and Re-tweet!

July 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

TV just told me that G. Washington became a free mason in my hometown of Fredericksburg, VA. How did I miss out on that?

July 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Is there anything better than the rantings of Bill Murray at the end of Scrooged? Groundhog Day Bill Murray is a close second.

July 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Why would Sarah Palin resign...on the Friday before a holiday weekend...with a year and a half left in her term...without a prepared speech?

July 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

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Because she's a _____. - Steve Lacy

Just saw a new version of Devils on Horseback on Food Network. Dates full of ricotta wrapped in bacon. Yes, please!

July 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@Jynxetta Fair point. But it at least made more sense than the 2nd one. At least in the first one they were having fun.

July 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@dr_pete The whole positive/negative slime thing is just bad science. Plus, Peter MacNicol is a terrible bad guy.

July 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Ghostbusters 2 doesn't make any sense...I'm just saying.

July 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Epic video game and beer night. Thanks to everyone for coming out to throw down. "If you don't catch me in the 1st 15 seconds..."

June 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Transformers was like a guy who hates plot and a guy who hates dialogue got together and said "let's make a terrible movie!."

June 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Vote: what should my new haircut be? I'm tired of this one and need a change.

June 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Forming a three person corporation for the singular purpose of destroying me seems like cheating...but its apparently not.

June 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Monopoly just beginning after a fantastic dinner of Brook's meat. Also some skittles which may or may not have been a good idea.

June 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Headed to In and Out with Xmen. Again, not crazy.

June 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Remember that scene in "Castaway" where he screams "I have made fire!"...well I've made Skittles fire!

June 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share