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--Billy Bob Thornton is making movie based off his relationship with Angelina Jolie. So is Brad Pitt; his will be called “Super Nanny”.
I'm going to start spelling out my emoticons. Semi colon close parenthesis.
Los Angeles will now fine people for throwing football's on the beach. I think L.A. needs to focus on the real problem: the Kardashians.
Every time these kids next door throw a tantrum that sounds like a troop of monkeys being slaughtered I "get" what you parents rave about.
RT @thisbVAL: “@AndreaAgost: moving 92.5 kills the phone tap calls, way to funny.” @JubalFlagg 'murders' prank calls. #RegularSuperVillain
Photo: Listener text from this morning’s show. Idk if I’d use “Brilliant” to describe what we do, but... http://jubalflagg.tumblr.com/post...
RT @sameyer25: @JubalFlagg Today's phone tap was hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!
Hey everyone, Betty White just did something out-of-character for an old person!!! You may now laugh hysterically.
I really wish Jim Carrey's daughter would've sang with her butt a la "Ace Ventura Pet Detective". #americanidol
Jubal News Daily 2-8-12 - —More than 10% of Americans have been in a situation where they needed a paternity... http://jubalflagg.tumblr.com/post...
Louis Vuitton Condoms! I'm getting one. It'll be the first time I've put my penis in something that isn't cheap.
Louis Vuitton makes condoms! I'm getting one. It'll be the first time I've put my penis in something that isn't cheap.
RT @theburiedlife: Great times w MOViN 92.5 in Seattle. Good luck w the 3somes guys or was that us? @ComedianJoseB @cruzfm @brookefox @jubalflagg
"Sweet! Thanks for the shirt. Hey everyone, the Patriots won the Super Bowl!" --Somewhere in the Congo
I tweet when driving at high speeds, eventually I'll go down in history as the first person to live-tweet his own death.
Demi Moore is in the same rehab as Brooke Mueller is. In other words, it’s the party of the century!
I'm really surprised that they don't show reruns of The Bachelor on BET. Oh wait, no I'm not.
Photo: flexiblereality: http://jubalflagg.tumblr.com/post...
"I've got it!! Let's talk about how much Detroit sucks" --Advertising execs at Chrystler
Dear Dude Who Was Trying to Race Me On My Way To Work This Morning: F#ck off, I was listening to Sade.
38% of women say they'd never trust their husband to clean the house. Well duh, there's a REASON it's called woman's work.
Android users are more likely to have sex on the first date. Maybe, but iPhone users have over 75 more Apps for that.
"Momma told me never stop until I bust a nut" --Leviticus 18:12 (or Tupac, I can't remember)
75% of people now use their phone on the toilet. That is exactly why it should be renamed "Turds With Friends".
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