Perhaps I should be looking at more official resources to figure this particular thing out. Or, I should be consulting more qualified people. - Julian

Or wait for the movie version to come out - SteVe C

Nobody on this planet should be subjected to the real-life version, let alone a movie adaptation. - Julian

What is it? - kendrak

This involves a huge manual that gets updated every few years. I should know better, but I started with Google, and then moved to Wikipedia (whose articles on this particular subject area cite this manual quite extensively). - Julian

I had to stop reading for now. Otherwise, I would not know when I would sleep next. - Julian

I put in a hearty vote for the qualified people option. *hug* - lris from iPod

Julian, I agree with Iris. Please consult the appropriate people and let us know how we can help. I'm sure many of us would be happy to talk with you as well. We have your back. - maʀtha