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Jessie
So I just went through airport security at SFO, and the security guy looked at my ID and said "Norris? Are you related to Jack Norris?" and I said "Yeah, that's my dad" because my dad works at UCSF so he meets a lot of people here. And the security guy said "Oh wow, really? You look like him. He has a house in Napa?" and I said "...yes, I live in...
"his house in Napa." And then the security guy leans REALLY close to me and asks "Are you Republican?" And I said "...actually I haven't voted recently, I've been out of the country," and the security guy said "Well you should thank your dad for being Republican. I read his stuff online every day and it really inspires me."" - Jessie
And right then I realized he actually said CHUCK Norris but I couldn't understand him because the airport is noisy and he had an accent. - Jessie
And I just left. Because there's really not much else you can do at that point. - Jessie
Hahahaha! Welcome home :-) - Starmama from FFHound(roid)!
Hahaha - Rodfather
This. This forever. - Soup in a TARDIS
Awesome. You should change your display name here to "Jessie, son of Chuck". :) - Rochelle
This is the best post I ever read in my entire life. - Derrick
*dead* - ronin
Awww, thanks Derrick! :D - Jessie
Chuck Norris is so fertile that... nah, I got nothin'. - Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
To help Stephen out, "... that he is his own father." - Jimminy from twhirl
*got nothing* - WoH: Professor MOTHRA
Oh my gosh, this is so funny. I'm laughing in my office. - Georgia
*griN* - Michael W. May from Android
This definitely beats the time an entire drunk frat house believed that I was Chuck Norris' niece. Well done. - Kelly
That's pretty awesome too Kelly. - Georgia
Hey, I taught brother Chuck everything he knows about fighting, acting, being cool. Still - great story Jessie - may be the highlight of any trip to LA. - Jack Norris
.............................. x_____x - Micah
This story is awesome and *waves* at Jack. Hi ya! - Anika
YOU WINS THE INTERNETS! - AJ Batac
:D :D :D :D - Jessie
That's why he was whispering. - Spidra Webster
I think he was just messing with me at first but then got really excited when he saw that I was serious. Because, you know, I thought he was saying Jack. - Jessie