"Client: Yeah, we’re not paying for this. Me: Why not? I’ve spent three weeks on this. Client: Because we can just use the sample you sent us. Think ahead next time. Me: But it has the words ‘sample’ across it and it’s four times too small. Client: Ah. Crap. We need you to send us the final version then. Me: After I receive payment, sure. Client: Is that really necessary?" - Jessie from Bookmarklet

Good grief how that website always makes me super glad I don't deal with clients. - Hookuh Tinypants

:D - Anne Bouey

ROFL - Spidra Webster