Justin Ryan

“meditating against the military industrial complex...”

“LHCb sees where the anti-matter's gone..”

“virtualizing the servatrons.”

“balvenie.”

“cleaning.”

“fuck tha g ride, i want the machines that are makin' em!”

“doing the fancy new server dance ... on rackspace's pre-made gravestone.”

“doing the fancy new server dance...”

“... like radio is silent, though it fills the air with noises ...”

“if you don't get to vote for gay marriage, you're a loser, or from the south, or if you work for rackspace, both. :)”

“if you don't get to vote for gay marriage, you're a loser.”

“i predict in the unlikely case that McCain is somehow elected, stock in Comedy Central and NBC will skyrocket. Also, I claim 10% of revenue for anyone buying this stock after I post this message.”

“"a * b * c = x. if x is less than the cost of the recall, we don't do it." -rackspace”

“a community organizer with absolutely no responsibilities, doing more than palin's parents ever hoped for.”

“4. you are a swing shift engineer at theplanet, RedHat releases a kernel update, you are surrounded by irate customers. Remember, customers run at 10 m/s and they do not know fear. What route through your office's hallways will extend your health insurance the longest before serious injury?”

“RACK have unleashed the Gollum.”

“via .. con dios.”

“paste.”

“hacking.”

“buildout hacking.”

“vongogo.net reboot: kernel upgrade.”

“you betcha!”

“zenoss hacking..”

“effing fleet week.”