Jan Wessnitzer

A course on modeling networks using parallel computers or multicore processors without leaving your computer... - Jan Wessnitzer

How the iPhone's chances were seen then.... - Jan Wessnitzer

Legally that is - Jan Wessnitzer from iPod

A warning on the label states: "This is an extremely strong beer; it should be enjoyed in small servings and with an air of aristocratic nonchalance. In exactly the same manner that you would enjoy a fine whisky, a Frank Zappa album or a visit from a friendly yet anxious ghost." - Jan Wessnitzer

I think the strongest beer I ever tasted was some Belgian beer more or less 11% in strength.... I doubt 32% will taste anything like beer... but don't knock it before you try ;) - Jan Wessnitzer

also a seminar series inspired by Hamming and organised by Professor Alan Bundy at the School of Informatics (Edinburgh University) http://www.inf.ed.ac.uk/researc... http://www.inf.ed.ac.uk/researc... - Jan Wessnitzer

as Prof Alan Bundy put it: "The theme of the Hamming Seminar series is: * What are the important problems of your field? "The series is inspired by a famous talk by Richard Hamming at a Bell Communications Research Colloquium Seminar in March 1986. Hence the series title. Hamming discusses how to do really significant research with high impact. Of his many invaluable suggestions, asking yourself what are the really important problems is arguably the most valuable." - Jan Wessnitzer

Awesome, especially the jumping spider. :) - Jo Young

Sweet! - Björn Brembs

I like it, even though we lack eyebrows! :) - Jo Young

A nice afternoon nap has cured the hangover! Yesterday's binge has thrown out all my (good) intentions I had for this weekend. - Jan Wessnitzer

If you present data from another paper, you should at the very least acknowledge the author(s). Right or wrong? (Some of my data has recently been published in another paper) - Jan Wessnitzer

You should reference and cite the data. Whether via citing a paper or a dataset I don't mind, but citation is key. - Cameron Neylon

seriously I was! Off to the pub soon though ;) - Jan Wessnitzer

I'm sure you would :) (Actually, there are quite a lot of caveats to that, but it's probably not constructive for me to mention all the things you might not like about it in advance.) - Mark Longair

Jo said you would side with her on that one :) - Jan Wessnitzer

It's really good! We need a British equivalent - an updated "Yes, Minister" could be interesting. Though I do like "In the thick of it"... :) - Jo Young

and the rest do too of course! - Jan Wessnitzer

Actually, the German DFG is starting to get with the program: http://www.dfg.de/aktuell... - Björn Brembs

RCUK seems committed too http://www.rcuk.ac.uk/access... - Jan Wessnitzer