SM: "Hey John, just wanted to see if you received those sample prints" Me: "Yeah, I did. They're a little grainy and the colour is streaked" SM: "Yeah, well your test file was only low res, only about 147kb" Me: "That's right, it's all vector art from Illustrator and InDesign" SM: "Are you sure?" Me: "Very" SM: "Can you double-check with your graphic artist and double-check" Me: "Sure, one sec... Hey me, is that label you sent me to send to [redacted] in vector line art... Why yes me, it is, you should know that, you scallywag" SM: "...... I'm going to run a few more tests and call you Monday" - Johnny