Crumpets! - Glenn Slaven

I have never had a crumpet, so I can't vote. I'll get back to you. - aden

Can I be a fence sitter? I like them both. - Mellissa Claus

It depends ... crumpets are the BEST thing to have honey on ... muffins rock with vegemite. How does one make that choice? - Ms Penny Claus

muffins - VAL D. Zone

I like both. - John (a.k.a. dendroica)

Stump the Aussies and pick biscuits. Hint: They're not cookies. - Christopher Harley from iPhone

depends on whos muffins and crumpets and if they wish to share. - Santa CW™

CRUMPETS - Baroness Von SmashAHomie

Now that I've had actual Crumpets, CRUMPETS FTW!!!!!!!!!!! - veo

CRUMPETS YA MUPPET - Mo Kargas

You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket - Glenn Slaven

I actually like my crumpets with Vegemite and my muffins with peanut butter. - Mellissa Claus

I don't think I've ever had a crumpet - Nurse Katie

Crumpets. If the butter doesn't come back through the bottom, you're not doing it right :) - Vicky

I'm amazed that we're 15 comments in, and no-one has used "crumpet" or "muffin" in a double-entendre! - Andrew Terry

Personally, I'm rather partial to a nice, moist muffin... Although.. a hot, buttered crumpet also has it's upsides, too... :-> - Andrew Terry

Muppets. - Ladybug Heather